24 yo. She/Her. obihoebikenobi on ao3. Poolverine enthusiast. Angst appreciator.
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I go to NY comic con most years, and I usually make my own cosplay, but fucking JOANN IS GONE. And I can't find a local place that sells what I need, otherwise I'd absolutely go with that option.
#not the end of the world but I'm a little sad#have always loved chatting with the employees about my plans for the fabric at the cutting station
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During a mission, Logan gets doused with something nasty, and his healing factor is fucked up for the better part of a month while Hank works overtime trying to figure out how to fix it.
Initially, Logan shrugs it off, and Wade kind of just goes with it. Yeah, he doesn't feel good about the whole sudden break in two-hundred-plus years of near-immortality thing, but Logan isn't acting weird. He's taking showers in the morning (still scalding fucking hot), going for daily ten-mile runs, sitting down on the rusty fire escape to read his old-person books.
Not that any of those things are particularly reckless, it's just that Wade thought that Logan would be a little more...run down without his healing factor.
But nope. That was apparently not the case.
In fact, it is so not the case, that after the first week, Wade almost forgets about the whole thing.
That is, until they're sitting on the couch, bickering about whether they're going to watch Love Island or Antique Roadshow. And Logan--the stupid-ass motherfucker--innocently threatens to stab Wade in the head.
And to prove his damn point, unsheathes his claws.
Which--to Wade's very apparent horror--results in a waterfall of blood streaming from around the gleaming metal where it usually attaches to Logan's skin.
And Logan has the fucking gall to stare at Wade like his bald fucking head is on fire.
"What?"
It's only after Wade drags Logan to the bathroom, forces him down onto the toilet, and demands that he retracts the damn claws back into his body, that he realizes Logan didn't even fucking flinch.
He didn't flinch when the claws came out, and he didn't flinch when the claws went back in. Logan was sitting perfectly still, expressionless as blood streamed down his forearms and his skin was left open and raw.
"What the fuck, Peanut?"
"What?" Logan repeats, cocking his head, confused.
What the fuckkkkk?
"Doesn't that fucking hurt? Without your healing factor that's gotta be painful as hell. God knows I wouldn't take a steak knife to the knuckles for non-sexual reasons."
Logan shrugs, staring down at his hands while Wade applies pressure with a wad of gauze, trying to stop the flow of blood.
"It always hurts, just used to it. Sorry about the blood, I forgot that I wouldn't heal. I'll clean the stains on the couch."
It hadn't occurred to Wade that the claws fucking hurt, healing factor or not. Fuck.
So, Wade decides the only viable option is to become the fucking claw-police and make Logan keep those motherfuckers in his damn arms unless there was another really important, borderline universe-ending emergency.
#Wade Wilson claw enforcement officer#it really only makes logan 200% more likely to brain fuck him with the claws#headcanon that wade is a protective son of a bitch#and logan is a nonchalant little motherfucker#poolverine#headcanon#fanfic#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine
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wade loves logan. logan loves wade.
#love my drafts from the first week of august 2024#absolute banger of a tumblr post#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine
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I've written a poolverine fic. Fuck and die. Sex pollen. The works.
cough syrup :)
#after laptop breakage and writer's block and 11 bloody noses I have produced an offering for the masses#poolverine#fanfic#fanfiction
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I am writing fic (don't worry), just had to take a brief pause to get a whole ass new laptop since mine broke. I will be back with my regularly unscheduled poolverine smut shortly.
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lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo
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Alas, chapter 1 of 2 is posted.
Introducing it's not surprise to me, i am my own worst enemy.
Part two of no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute
12.4K, rated E
SUMMARY:
There was a sudden fracture, a bone-deep realization that his body wasn’t reacting, and wasn't doing anything to encourage the touch or wandering fingers.
He wasn’t fucking hard.
Logan shot up, pushing Wade into the crevice of the couch in his haste. Wade looked up at him, confused, a little pink in the face–
“I–fuck–I need to uh–I gotta piss," Logan forced out, stumbling to the bathroom.
He shut the door behind himself and shuffled toward the sink, trembling hands wrapping around the edges of it, hanging on for dear fucking life, knuckles turning white.
Fuck.
That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Not being able to come was one thing, an almost tolerable failure, but not even getting a perfunctory stiffy when his boyfriend was working him over in the comfort of their own damn apartment?
Logan was fucking broken, he was sure of that.
(After months together, Wade says he loves Logan. Naturally, things go to shit. Logan can't say it back, and suddenly he can't get hard, and it feels a little like the world is caving in all around him. Eventually they're going to need to talk about it, right?)
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10K into the sequel to no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute and this thing is definitely getting out of hand. should be ready to roll by monday, but here's a quick snippet:
#false alarm#i very much do not have my shit together on this one#it's spiraling out of control#and now 16.5K and not done
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And if I said hearing "Like A Prayer" makes Logan instinctively reach out and hold Wade's hand, what then?
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10K into the sequel to no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute and this thing is definitely getting out of hand. should be ready to roll by monday, but here's a quick snippet:
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hello maam. do i have permission to get a stupid idiot boner at your beautiful pictures
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a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly
“It’s oaky,” he whispered.
it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting
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this post is just objectification I should be ashamed of myself….
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YAY I MADE ART!!!
wade and his tickly kisses... oh no, logan positively hates them... /s
i tried lighting for the first time, hope it's good lol
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just gonna go ahead and write a 30K fic of logan and wade cuddling with no plot whatsoever
#cuddling without plot#i'm just really into cuddling these days#the boys need to love on each other and exchange little kisses and shit like that#poolverine#fanfic#fanfiction
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I'm like 99% sure that no-one really thinks about the fact Deadpool and Wolverine are different than Wade and Logan in the Marvel universe. They never stop to ask if they are okay after missions, they don't really seem to acknowledge that they still have pain even though they heal. I know I've talked about this before but my babies deserve atleast a hug??
Not once in the movies does ANYONE ask if they are okay after an injury, not that I remember, and it HURTS ME SO BAD!
Wade feels everything, probably MORE because of the scarred skin, and no-one seems to ask if he is okay after being chopped in half or shot 18 times? Like, I don't care if he heals, please ask? Someone?
And Logan? The claws? He has said THEY HURT EVERYTIME and no-one seems to even think about that? At all? Ever? Like why??
They really are the only ones who fully understand each other, and I think that's why Wade and Logan work so well together.
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