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Daemon's Wife! au!

AU with the reader of The Sea Dragon, The Clubfoot and The Green Queen as Daemon's wife

The Decision: When King Viserys announces that he plans to marry you, you make a decision to avoid becoming the king's wife.

The Reactions: King Viserys learns that Daemon married you.

I always knew you would come: You think your husband is going to be angry with you for going to the Stepstones but he surprises you.

Fatherhood: A glimpse into Daemon's life as a father.

Headcanons

Beautiful: You meet Rhea Royce for the first time.

Braid: Daemon braid your hair

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Both clone and robot are centred around questioning your humanity. The difference being:

Clone: Am I even a real person or just some bad copy? Do I even have any individual thoughts, ideas, reactions, etc…

Robot: Am I even a real person or just some bad copy? What am I, if not human?

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Cowboy!reader Masterlist

Because apparently y’all love this lol (see- see what I did there? Y’all)

I'm trying to put these in a rough order as I go in the fic universe to try and make it easier to read aha

Edith

Description: cowboy has an elderly neighbour (this is literally just cowboy and his neighbour, in my head set before he joins the BAU) Warnings: none

Interestin'

Description: Cowboy reader is new to the team and is feeling unheard. Warnings: bad government knowledge on Atlas' part, I did try to google it but idk guys, trying my best here. Oh, also, stress eating.

I Understand

Description: directly follows from 'interestin'', cowboy reader talks down a teenage unsub. Warnings: guns, hostage negotiations, untrusting team

Lies

Description: Directly follows 'I Understand', Hotch accuses cowboy reader of lying to the teen unsub. Warnings:

The Post That Started It All

Description: Warnings: gunshot wound.

Baking and House Plants

Description: Warnings: briefly mentions anxiety.

Poetry

Description: Cowboy and Spencer talk about reading Warnings: the only thing I can think of is that reader suggests to spencer to read the warnings of a book reader likes

Allergies (Not Really)

Description: Warnings: transphobia, sad reader, guns, bullet wound, fighting, briefly mentions some murders to set the scene a bit, someone calls reader a redneck.

More (Not) Allergies

Description: Allergies (Not Really) Part 2 Warnings: minor sad reader.

Flirting, reckless driving, I didn't mean to hit you I promise

Description: Warnings: minor car accident, unsub is not a nice man, brief mentions of killings/murders.

Mama's Boy

Description: (Follow up from Flirting, reckless driving, I didn't mean to hit you I promise) Warnings: Brief mentions of murder and kidnapping (super brief), a man tries to intimidate a woman, that’s about it. Oh, some swearing. 

Pretty As A picture

Description: Warnings: a shelter?

Gay Panic

Description: Warnings: gay panic, some unsavoury thoughts - like one

Gay Panic Part 2

Description: Warnings:

Darla

Description: Warnings: n/a

Tattoos

Description: Warnings: n/a

Mermaids and Unicorns

Description: Warnings: n/a

Protector

Description: a guy hits on JJ at a bar and cowboy reader is not happy about it. Set before they confess their feelings, they're still "friends" here. Warning: unwanted touching (arm around the shoulder), and guy tries to kiss JJ (when she doesn't want it)

Sunflower Seeds

Description: Warnings: Death, sadness, abuse, bad foster parents, death of a child, murderous foster parents. Word count: 2403

Quit

Description: Warnings: Smoking, addiction (smoking)

The Art of Actually Quitting

Description: JJ helps cowboy tackle his smoking addiction. Warnings: Addiction, reader snaps

I'm Sorry, I Promise, Have Some Flowers

Description: Warnings:

My Bio Daddy

Description: Not sexy times I swear. Cowboy reader's father visits, things don't go too well... Warnings: abuse, abusive parents, abduction, claustrophobia, judgy nurse, hospital visits, child abuse mentions

Farmers Tan

Description: just a little snippet of cowboy reader and the team really Warnings: n/a

Southern Belle Ex

Description: the BAU run into an old friend of cowboy reader while near his home town Warning: jealousy, mentions past smoking addiction, that's about it

Home

Description: Being close to home, the team finally get to meet reader's family. Things start out great and then... Not so much. Reader makes sure his younger brother knows that despite what their parents have said, he's still there for them. Warning: homophobia, someone nearly says the f-slur twice (they don't say the whole thing, reader puts them in their place), mentions of going to conversion therapy, pro-conversion therapy views, being kicked out because of sexuality, unaccepting parents, unaccepting sibling (Jason's a bit of a dick and I stand by that). I think that's everything.

Outlaws

Description: Warnings: None

I was worried

Description: Warnings: Blood, guns, gun shot wound, passing out, hospitals, some swear words

Sleepless

Description: cowboy reader can't sleep :( Warnings: can't sleep (idk if it's insomnia tho), very tired reader, I think that's all

Birthday

Description: Warnings: implications of claustrophobia, it's his first birthday party so he's a bit overwhelmed bless him (I say over a fully grown man)

Sick

Description: Warnings: illness, mentions throwing up (no actual throwing up), cold/flu, mentions high temperature, reader feels rough, yeah

Dates

Description: Warnings:

Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Description: Dana, an old 'friend' of reader turns up at his work place and decides to make a scene. Warnings: reader gets slapped, crazy ex girlfriend, she insults JJ, she calls her a sl^t and wh0re, she also tells reader to 'burn in h3ll'

Rain and Thunder

Description: It's raining, and reader can't help but feel connected with the earth. Ever the romantic, this particular type of weather leads to more discussions of feelings. Takes place quite some time after 'Sick' and 'Dates' but you guys dont know about dates yet. I've not written it yet but it happens before this. Warnings: rain, thunder, lightning, that's it this one is happy feelings, bit cliche but ya know I enjoyed writing it aha

TikTok

Description: Cowboy reader tries tiktok Warnings: None

(No) Self-Preservation

Description: scar reveal. Warnings: scars, abusive backstory.

Promise

Description: JJ and Cowboy hit a rough patch, the song is promise by Laufey (just in case you can't see it, Tumblr's being annoying for me) Warnings: sadness :'), smoking

Like A ______

Description: Warnings:

Save A Horse

Description: Warnings:

Allergy Reunion

Description: Mia and reader reunite, chaos ensues. Warnings: gun shots, unsubs go to the school, guns, schools targeted, criminal minds levels of violence (maybe even on the slightly tamer side).

taglist under the cut

Taglist: @xweirdo101x @xdark-acadamiax @ara-a-bird @heidss @chubbyboyinflannel @pendragon-writes @migwayne @bigolgay @technikerin23 @supercriminalbean @honestlycasualarcade @caffeine-mess @1s3v3n1 @oddmiles @kevyeen @stealing-kneecaps @criminalskies @woodandwaxwings @wizardmon3 @aphroditeslovr @ducks118 @azeal-peal @13thdoctor-run @introvertpan84 @goth-boi-atlas @iliketozoneout @chaosofmanyfandoms @logicalhorror @luvfornick @prmsn-17

I might have missed some people out - I'm very sorry if I have, also please let me know either in my inbox, on here, or message if you wanna be added to the taglist :)

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The chronological Poly!Solangelo fic list. This includes WIPs and plans of which I have yet to write the fics. All fics are genderneutral, and none have a specified godly parent! 

key : fluff → ✨ | angst → ☁️  | WIP →  🖊️

The beginning of your story at Camp Half-Blood! How will you arrive? Who will you befriend? And what will the battle of Manhattan cost you? 

SPOILERS for everything in Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Chapter I: Beginnings   Chapter II: Aid   Chapter III: Friends   Chapter IV: TBA   🖊️ Chapter V: TBA  🖊️

Everyone thought that the fights were over, but you were wrong. Nico is on his own quest, and you are stuck at camp with Will. 

SPOILERS for everything in Heroes of Olympus

Chapter I: TBA 

These are the fics that take place after Arc II, but before you are in a relationship with Will and Nico! They are in a semi-chronological order, and are loose from the canonical Riordan timeline!

Practice Makes Perfect  ✨ You, Him and his boyfriend  ✨ Ghosting your heart ✨ You, me and my boyfriend? ✨/ ☁️

After all this time, you are together at last. These are all the fics in a semi-chronological order in your dating life! They are loose from the canonical Riordan timeline (squints at solangelo book coming out)  

Communication is key  ☁️ / ✨ Warmth of your boyfriends  ✨ Pieces Together  ✨/ ☁️ Celebrating Survival  ✨ Nightmares  ✨ Weak and tired  ✨/ ☁️ Lover’s Orders   ✨ Take Care  ✨/ ☁️ Wait for me? ☁️ / ✨

Multipart stories ; 

The Haunting of Camp Half-Blood   

Short headcanons or fics that are not placed anywhere directly in the timeline!

Affection headcanons for poly!solangelo  ✨ Solangelo’s ABCs  ✨ Get Spooked!  ✨

Last updated: sept. 6th, 2022

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It isn't easy for me either.

process:

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Things I don’t understand about school:

1. Why put the motivated and excited kids with the unmotivated and problem kids

2. Tests have been proven to be detrimental to motivation if done too often and too strict, so whyyyyyy

3. Maths.

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Incorrect PJO quotes in my dr from Hazbin Hotel(Bc the show is so good!!)

*Me and Nico trying to tell Thanatos to come to camp less often bc it scares the kids*

Thanatos: What the hell am I then?

Nico: Well you’re an important part of our family here Thanatos, but you…

Me: Constantly scare the campers, actively work on scaring them more, and put them into the infirmary for night-terrors.

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*Me and Zeus talking about improving their parenting*

Me: So wait you aren’t here?

Zeus: No, you’d think I’d come down there, don’t get me wrong, love the vibe, love the tunes, pretty hardcore! But it’s such a bummer man, everything down there is just so… Ew

Me: Right.

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*Me trying to rile up Kronos for fun*

Kronos: Who am I?! I am the great titan Kronos, ruler of time, king of the titans, father of the gods.

Me: Ha! Well if all that is true, you’d think I would have heard of you.

Kronos: You threw me back in here literally last week.

Me:

Kronos: We’ve done battle like 20 times.

Me: Well you must have been really bad at this.

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Apollo: Yeah that kid Percy Jackson is Poseidon’s son.

Chiron: Wait you knew about this?

Apollo: Uh yeah, I told Aida about it months ago

Chiron: He what?!

Me: What?! He says insane shit all the time. How was I supposed to know this one was true????

Apollo *In prophet mode*: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

Me: See!!

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*Me calling Hades to ask for some help*

Hades: Daughter calling? Daughter! Daughter calling! Oh! Oh! Uhm! Hello Aida! Hey Aiai! No! No! That’s not good! This is the first time she’s called you in months, this has to be perfect.

Hades *finally picking up*: Heyyyy bitch!

Me: Hi dad.

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*Me suddenly sitting in on an Olympus meeting after skipping them since I went down to camp*

Zeus: Aida?

Me: Yes I know, I’ve been absent some time. I’m sure you’ve all been wondering.

Athena: Not really, but welcome back in any case

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*Me and Mr. D talking after I was just thrown out of Olympus)

Mr. D: Cut the act already, it’s never going to work on me, so all you’re doing is making a bitch out of yourself with all of this fake bs.

Me: Call me fake one more time, I dare you.

Mr. D: Fake.

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The Joker(or smth): “Who are you?”

Batman: “Your greatest nightmare, Clownman!”

Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

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… Live laugh love DC

Pls for the love of god none of it makes sense-

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How is it that I learn this through tumblr instead of my english lessons

explain the difference between adverbs and adjectives in a way that makes sense i need help

Adjectives describe a thing or a quality. Blue, big, happy, lost. They tend to attach to nouns (or pronouns). The lost manuscript. The big blue box. I am happy.

Adverbs describe how something was done. Happily, dangerously, mostly, fast, fabulously. They tend to attach to verbs and change or modify the information the verb gives us. I danced happily. I walked fast. I am mostly funny. He waved his weapons dangerously. We were all fabulously drunk.

How's that?

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More PJO dr quotes:

*Chiron trying to scold me for punishing a camper too much*

Me: Would you rather I let them hit Nico?

Chiron: Of course not, but this is excessive

Me: Like your body mass?

Mr. D: *Bursts out in laughter from the other side of camp*

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Percy: So how many titles do you have?

Mr. D: Too many kid, she has too many.

Me: Like you can talk, you stole half of yours from Apollo

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*During a meeting at Olympus about the stolen lightning bolt*

Zeus: If I don’t get it back, everyone here shall be witness to my wrath

Me: What wrath? The one you promised me?

Zeus:

Me:

Me: *Holding up my hand to high-five Hermes*

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Another quote from my PJO dr:

Mr D: Of course I know everyone’s names. That’s Aida, and her brother Nico.

Percy: That’s not fair, you have known Aida for over a century and you like Nico because of her.

Mr D: Yeah, maybe think about why your name is not on the list.

Percy: Aida is this some god drama?

Me: Poseidon once accidentally flooded D’s vineyard.

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An amazing quote from my PJO dr, that’s also how Nico came out to us:

*The reapers, Nico and I chilling at a graveyard*

Me: Do we have a straight reaper?

Thanatos: Of course, Nico still has no interest in men.

Hermes: Than, we love you, but look at the kid. He’s as gay as you.

Nico: *Silently nods*

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Why are long car rides great and terrible for inspo. Having so many ideas, but not being able to work them out is breaking me slowly.

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I have come to another dilemma tonight, it must be a good night for dilemma’s.

So if I was in most fictional shows, I probably would act quite differently and change the plot of the show, however if I was not aware it was a show I would not be very impactful.

In short, what’s the better way to live? Knowing what will happen and acting with that in mind, or not knowing what will happen and being more careful in those decisions?

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I’ve been having an interesting dilemma, because I follow both PJO and DC/batfam tags.

Everytime ‘Jason’ shows up, I have to do a double take to check which one, I have come to the conclusion that they are slightly too similar.

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