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he’s in distress

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Honestly, fuck you to whoever hacked my Apex account & had to use CHEATS to get the 3000 damage badge for Octane cause now, my account has been “permanently blocked from access to Apex Legends’ online features”.

GET YOUR OWN STINKING ACCOUNT IF YOU WANNA CHEAT, YOU LOWLIFE. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PICK ON ME 😭

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Ahhhh I wanna join one too!!! Links if you have any, please 🥰

are there any alive apex discord servers i can join im bored and want to meet new people

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What a rush

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I’ll be away on holiday for the next week so there probs won’t be any fic updates till after! I’ll get right back at it when I’m back though ❤️

Wishing you all a lovely week ahead of you!

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Fuse learning Bloodhounds language and also calling them a Gem is literally the cutest thing ever. 🥺 Also, where are my fellow Fusehound shippers at? this calls for a celebration 🎉 💕😂

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I actually can’t believe it -

I was getting respawned literally 2 secs away from my death box and the Octane on my team looted my box, took all my light ammo so I only had 12 sniper ammo left & then when I asked him “did you loot my box?”, he called me stupid wtf???

How am I stupid for asking if you’d taken my stuff I’d looted for? How am I stupid for wanting to know if you were so selfish that you’d leave me with NO AMMO? If you needed the ammo in the middle of a fight, I’d be totally fine with that but there was literally no one else in the area 😭

Sorry for the rant but omg, some people in this game honestly need to learn to play as a team.

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All aboard the Octrain.

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How Some of the Apex Legends Would React To Their S/O On Their Period

I just wanted to write a little piece on what I think some of the male (and non-binary) Legends would do when their significant other is on their period! 

The Legends mentioned here are: Mirage, Octane, Fuse, Crypto, Bloodhound and Caustic. Hope you enjoy <3

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Mirage: You would think he would be absolutely clueless about periods, being the youngest of four brothers. But don’t forget that this man has probably had multiple partners in his time and would be more than prepared for when their S/O has their period. He’ll be sure to get them a nice hot water bottle to soothe their cramps, snacks for any cravings and lots of cuddles to make sure that they knew they were loved. 

Octane: He would be very confused the first time he finds his S/O curled up in bed, their arms wrapped around their stomach while groaning in pain. If his S/O needed him to go buy some supplies, Octane would try and do so but would mess up terribly the first time by buying the wrong kind of pads/tampons, the wrong kind of chocolate or a regular water bottle instead of one you can place on your stomach out of sheet confusion. Their S/O would have to comfort them afterwards by saying that he’d tried his best but Octane vowed that he would be sure to get it right next time. 

Fuse: He’d be extremely worried about spending time around their S/O when they’re on their period from his past experiences with Maggie (who had extremely bad and volatile mood swings on hers). So while Fuse tries to be as supportive as he can by providing whatever his S/O needs, he will spend a lot of his time either at the bar getting some brewskis or working on his kit to avoid any possible conflict from happening. 

Crypto: He may show a stern and serious demeanour around the other Legends but his S/O could not ask for a gentler and kinder partner. Experienced in taking care of his foster sister on the streets of Suotamo, Crypto would try to be there for his S/O as much as he can in between his responsibilities to the Apex Games and hiding his true identity from the Syndicate. He would occasionally use his drone to deliver items that he thinks will help out his S/O through the cramps if he is not able to be there for them himself. 

Bloodhound: They had been educated from a young age by the wise men and women of their village, and understood what a period was. However, how to take care of someone who was on their period was a different question altogether. They would ask their S/O exactly how they could help, and would do anything that they wished. Their raven, Arthur, would try its best to help out as well by occasionally bringing Bloodhound’s S/O shiny objects that it thinks will make them happy. By the end of their period, Bloodhound’s S/O will have a small mound of shiny bottle caps and colourful seashells by their bedside table. 

Caustic: He spends most of his time in his laboratory that he almost forgets he has a S/O at times. They can be sure to be the primary target of their S/O’s mood swings for not paying them any attention but Caustic understands that it is just a hormonal reaction that is making them say those mean things and does not hold it against them. It does make Caustic realize his errors however and he will spend a little less time in the laboratory and a little more time in bed curled up with his S/O. Caustic will even try to concoct some sort of medicine that he hopes will help to reduce the less desirable symptoms that his S/O experiences. 

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31 Days of Apex - Day 7: Season

release him

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GUYS HELP I USED THE DYNAMIC PHOTO FILTER FROM TIKTOK ON THIS PIC OF OCTANE AND OMGGGGG 👀👀👀👀

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Give Pathfinder a skin that's just, straight up a patchwork of human flesh hideously stretched over his robot body, for Halloween

"Hi friends, I look just like you!"

*high pitched Mirage screaming*

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I caved and bought the book!!! Can’t wait to read up on all the lore and backstories during my holiday 🥰

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octane i bought a new phone to text you with please text me back

bloodhound i bought a carrier pigeon to send you a letter did you get it write me back

mirage i learnt to cook for you do you wanna come over for some dinner get back to me

bangalore i started doing push ups to train with you hit me up

Loba i began to -

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Guess who finally finished their fanfiction? 😍

Not me, but someone probably did

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Mirage sleeps with a weighted blanket and after dating someone for a while, he does away with it.

If he’s away from them for too long, Elliot will take it out again and pretend he isn’t sleeping alone while FaceTiming them until he can fall asleep.

It ain’t them but it will do for now.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if he had a body sized pillow pressed against his back to imitate his sig fig’s presence.

I just think Elliot needs comfort a lot. :))).

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The Bunny, The Decoy and the Apex Games #8

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32034451/chapters/80096569

Summary:

On the morning of the next game of the season, Elliott shares some intel with you that leaves you questioning Octavio's commitment to your fake relationship.

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 / Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 /  Chapter 7

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One month later, it was time for the next round of the Apex Games to commence.

Your relationship with Octavio away from the eye of the public had been distant and cold, with him refusing to spend any more time than he had to with you. Although the Syndicate had permanently moved him into your dormitory a few weeks ago as it ‘made sense’, Octavio now only ever came to bed long after you’d fallen asleep.

The morning of the game, you got up bright and early to find Octavio having left the dormitory already. He no longer left his plush bunny Navi on the bed anymore, instead resorting to stuffing it into one of his cardboard boxes he’d brought from his old dormitory. After getting dressed and grabbing a quick bite from the cafeteria, you headed to the centre of the dropship to find out who your squad members were.

You scanned the screen for your name and found it placed next to Ajay and Makoa. It would be a solid team with people you liked and could work well with. You had good feelings about winning this game. Loba walked into the room, the sound of her high heels clicking loudly on the metal floors. “Good morning, beautiful. I hope you’re having a good day?,” she said to you with a casual smile before turning to the screen. “Ah, Blóðhundur and Anita. How...pleasant.”

You couldn’t help but smile at the annoyance clear in her voice. Anita and Loba didn’t get on too well due to their vastly different personalities but there was something between them that you suspected could blossom, given the right time and place. You and Ajay had made a bet on how long it’d take for either one of them to crack and ask the other out. Loba suddenly turned to you and asked “So, how have you and that little green menace been doing?”

“We’ve been fine. Octavio and I have just been arguing a bit so we’re just spending some time apart,” you said, trying to force a smile onto your face. Although you’d been putting on a brave face around the other Legends and a nonchalant one in front of Octavio, you’d actually been feeling quite miserable. No matter how hard you tried, Octavio would not speak to you unless you two had to put on a show in front of the public.

Loba raised an eyebrow and gently cupped your cheek with her right hand, saying “You deserve someone who will treat you as the treasure that you are, not a child who simply throws his toys away when he’s done playing with them.” She sounded so sincere that you didn’t have the heart to tell her that she’d got it all wrong and this was mostly your fault. You didn’t think that you should take full responsibility for it though because if Octavio would just listen to you, maybe the two of you would have made up by now.

You thanked her for her kind words and was wondering whether you should try asking her for advice on how to apologise to someone who didn’t want to be anywhere near you when other Legends began filing in. “Y/N, we’re finally on a team again! Let’s win this!,” Ajay greeted you with a friendly slap on the rump, grinning at you happily. Makoa was right behind her and gave you a quick smile before busying himself with putting on the last bits of his elaborate suit of armour.

As you spoke to Ajay about the game plan, you stole a glance over at the other side of the room where you could see Octavio chatting animatedly to Natalie. Natalie was smiling and nodding her head but you knew her well enough to tell that she’d stopped paying attention a long time ago, probably busy dreaming up new upgrades she could make to her kit. You strained to hear what Octavio was talking about but could only catch a few words here and there.

As you watched them intently, Octavio suddenly turned and locked eyes with you. You felt your heart begin to race and not knowing what to do, you decided to wave. Octavio frowned but remembered just in time that you two were still meant to be seen as the epitome of a happy couple to the others. He waved back with the fakest smile you’d ever seen anyone pull before he went back to his one-sided conversation with Natalie.

You didn’t know why but you began to feel tears pricking your eyes, threatening to fall at any second. You quickly brushed them away with the back of your hand and tried to put Octavio out of your mind. It was then that you noticed Elliott was walking towards you. Once he was close enough, Elliott put his hands on your shoulders and spoke to Ajay “I’m sorry but do you mind if I steal Y/N away from you for a minute? Gotta talk to her about something super top-secret.”

Ajay glanced from your face to Elliott’s before nodding with a casual shrug. You knew that she’d be grilling you later on even during the game about what you two had talked about. Elliott guided you out of the room and as soon as the doors closed, he put his hands on your shoulders and looked you intently in your eyes. “Listen, Y/N. I’ve been thinking long and hard about this and I’ve decided that you deserve to know the truth,” Elliott began, a frown creasing his forehead.

“What are you talking about, Elliott?,” you said with a laugh. You’d never seen him so serious before and you were sure that he’d reveal soon that he was just pulling some sort of prank on you.

Elliott glanced back at the door as if he was making sure that no one was eavesdropping on your conversation before explaining “So I was over at the Paradise Lounge on Saturday for a couple drinks. My fans always hang out there, hoping to bump into me and I never like to disappoint, ya know? And I was wondering whether I should get the Hanky Panky or the Gold Rush because while I do like whiskey a lot, sometimes I just wanna kick back with some gin. I was talking to the bartender about…”

“Elliott, please just get to the point. We don’t have much time before the game starts,” you said after a nervous glance over at a nearby clock. It was lucky that you’d already put your jump gear on ahead of time because there was no way you were going to be ready to jump with your squad otherwise with how long-winded Elliott’s stories could be. The man liked talking about himself and you did enjoy listening to him do so, except during times like now.

“Right, right! Where was I?,” Elliott paused for a moment as he searched for the piece of information that he’d wanted to tell you. When it finally came to him, he said “Ah, that’s it! I’d just gotten my drink and was heading to where my fans were eagerly awaiting the company of the great Mirage when I saw Octavio! He was there with some woman dressed in this smart looking suit. I didn’t think anything of it at first cause maybe they were just friends but the next time I glanced over...they were holding hands. I thought you should know, Y/N. I’m so sorry.”

You felt taken aback at this information. A part of you wondered whether what you were feeling was just plain anger that Octavio was risking messing up your fake relationship that you two had worked so hard to maintain in front of the public for some random woman you’d never heard of, or whether you were feeling jealousy that he may have been spending his time with this woman when he’d been avoiding you?

You however didn’t expect Elliott to continue with “So, I know this is a bad time to ask but there’s this event they’re holding this weekend at this underground bar I go to sometimes. I’d like to take you there with me if you’d be up for it?” You couldn’t find the words to respond with. Was Elliott asking you out on a date? Not knowing what to say, you nodded. Elliott grinned and said “Cool, cool, cool. I’ll send you the details tonight!”

Before you could ask any follow-up questions however, you could hear the announcer announcing that there was 15 seconds left, signalling that you had exactly that time to get back to the centre of the dropship before the jump commenced. You and Elliott quickly dashed back through the doors and found your places by your squads. While waiting for the announcer to count down from 5, you found yourself staring directly at Octavio standing on the opposite side of the large exit of the dropship, who had put on both his signature mask and goggles for this game.

You felt your heart sink, recalling what Elliott had just told you about Octavio. As the announcer finished counting down from 5 and you dove down towards the opulent floating city of Olympus, you silently hoped that you would see Octavio on the battlefield. Maybe he didn’t want to listen to your words but he sure as hell was going to feel your bullets.