octopus-rexx
octopus-rexx
diary of an octopus
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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why do i only now see the resemblance btw Alexis Bledel and Robin Tunney..
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)
experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)
doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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notice how we can't just stop using our phones on a daily. bc we have to do everything through it.
i wasn't even born in the generation that witnessed the arrival of cellphones, i was born when they were already a thing- a democratized one. yet i often think of how much more sane and connected we could feel if we collectively decided to do just what they did back then which is to simply live through the present. instead of giving too much importance to a literal stack of electronics. having a glowing rectangle control your life is kinda fcked up tbh
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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me with that one dark high fantasy video game plot my friend and i had to come up with
you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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just watched a CinemaTherapy ytb video abt the Weasley family… brb crying bc i wasn’t born a weasley :(((((
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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there were cats on the way out of the exam i failed this morning. i repeat. CATS !!!!! AFTER A FAILED EXAM!!!!!!!! ITS A SIGN THAT I SHOULDN’T CARE ABT GRADES RIGHT ???!!!!!!
anyway, CATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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not at all what i usually do but im currently abt to sleep the night before an exam, not prepared at all and knowing damn well no answer will be written on my paper tmrw. im abt to have the best sleep of my life fr
one of my goals in life is to experince what it’s like to sleep the night before an exam because i’m prepared
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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i gave up. i’ll lock tf in (out) next september, trust ….
dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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can yall teach me how to catch a pigeon? i rlly wanna tick that off of my bucket list.
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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i don't rlly know what im doing with this tumblr acc. am i inevitably going to treat it as a personal diary and completly forget that y'all can see what im posting ? heck yea
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octopus-rexx · 2 months ago
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me : how do people manage to push through a difficult/painfully boring task and just get it done
people : *healthy mind with an internet-proof attention span*
me : alr 😒
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