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i think peak historical fiction is when there is a random ass major historical figure but as a comedic relief side character. like geoffrey chaucer being a naked gambling addict in a knight’s tale or leonardo da vinci being cinderella’s fairy godmother in ever after. like. nothing can top that.

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Stargazing with the boys

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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

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anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

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everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

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Share your Wisdom

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Karlach - Sun🧡 tarot card for @bg3tarotdeck I also have BlueSky now!

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i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

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Beholder?! I hardly know her!

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Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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this guy’s matt berry impressions are killing me

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putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around

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Malachite Maid 🦎

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