odysseus09 - Tumblr blog

[odysseus09]

where

The orcs

[odysseus09]

feeling quirky might just lose myself in the music the moment i own it better never let it go

[odysseus09]

I’m in the majority!

take my quiz boy

[odysseus09]

How can people live their lives without ever looking at a map of the world. How can you look at this and think “uhh Mexico maybe?”

[odysseus09]

YOU CAN’T EVEN USE THE POWER SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO GET YOU BACK TO SOMEWHERE.

91 Days since Tears of the Kingdom Released. Currently I’m busy doing a quest that involves translating the tablets on those little star islands. The translations are fascinating but uh some of those islands will rudely drop the floor out from under you as soon as you step on the middle part. I had to chase part of an island all the way into the depths.

[odysseus09]

How dare this man do what he did to Catullus 16

[odysseus09]

I watched the new Indiana Jones movie and at no point during the film’s duration was there anything remotely resembling a dial of destiny.

[odysseus09]

Oh gosh

Concept: fake Sappho quotes, but they are all real quotes from Marcus Tullius Cicero. I shall breathe again when I see you etc.

[odysseus09]

dante straight up just wrote the 1200s equivalent of me writing fanfic about going to jail and seeing literally everyone I hate and also I get to spend time with my crush and favourite author, Herman Melville

[odysseus09]

[odysseus09]

the amount of times I've seen artists drawing Virgil with his tiddies out is incredible

[odysseus09]

Michelangelo making nearly all of his sculptures buff half naked twinks (he’s glorifying god’s creation)

[odysseus09]

Richard the Lionheart sleeping with the king of France (it’s for a diplomatic purpose)

[odysseus09]

ancient thebans marrying their close male friends (it’s not gay to do well in battle with each other)

[odysseus09]

I have an irrational fear of the Devil May Cry series because whenever I search Dante & Vergil I get images from the game rather than this well known painting

[odysseus09]

How. Did Rick Riordan. Make this mistake???

Nico's mother is Maria...

[odysseus09]

Ganondorf deserves his girlboss moment by spilling all the dark secrets that the Hylian Royal Family has kept for millennia