#catullus 16

[cattus-catos]

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

[snowy-draws]

Im not sorry

[odysseus09]

How dare this man do what he did to Catullus 16

[autvigila-autdormi]

Catullus 16 is just "oh you don't like my poetry? Stfu bottom I will literally fuck you in the ass" glad to know humanity never changes

[alexanderpearce]

[mrpresidentihaveyourtits]

why would my latin teacher tell us to not google this poem he knows that would make us google it that sick bitch

[taxtheimpossibleaviator]

catullussy

[nevesmose]

You like Gaius Valerius Catullus?

I think his undisputed masterpiece is Pēdīcābo ego vōs et irrumābō, a poem with a first line so offensive that most people probably don't pay attention to the rest of it. But they should, because it's not just about threatening to sexually violate his critics. It's also a personal statement about Catullus himself and how the things a creator chooses to write about don't have any relation to their moral virtue as a person.

[292-ludovica]

Take: Catullus 16 in its cultural context is best compared to a diss track that starts with accusing the opps of being prison bitches

[plasmapop]

01/11/22 • epic lacuna of The Rest Of The Poem Is Missing Because I Ran Out Of Glue :/

[cattus-catos]

everyone remembers the first time they read catullus 16

[butchdonne]

only in latin do you get to watch a teacher say gayboy and faggot. with a straight face

[fluentisonus]

did he know what reading this line would do to me

[consistentsquash]

Sorry I have to scream somewhere after seeing your Reddit comment. CATULLUS 16 SHIPPED VOLDEMORT/DYLAN THOMAS. Dylan Thomas who wrote Do not go gentle into that good night. 🤣🤟

:D I feel folks get hung up on eldritcher's Tomarry or whatever but meanwhile the real deal is Voldemort crushing hard on famous poets, politicians and mathematicians. Obviously this is super reductive. These fics are incredibly hard to describe. But I love his dick thirst. Off the top of my head

Cat16 - Of course Dylan Thomas. Also everybody else. This Voldemort is the dickchaser. He just needs a dick with a pulse, ok?

EotF - Voldemort is chasing Viktor Krum's dick because he has got this crush on Vasil Levski, Bulgarian national hero. Also his crush on the Mahatma. In conclusion, his dick is into history.

Entschiedungsproblem - Alan Turing. Enough said.

Republic - the statue of Augustus. I mean.

Omphale - Agnes Sorrel the French King's sidechick with one boob fashion

I am definitely forgetting a lot of other cases of Voldemort's VIP dick thirst but yeah the only version with dick selfcontrol is the version in Pandemic probably. Which makes sense. He is a cryptobro. Cryptobros ain't getting any.

[masterbaiting]

what the email show is about if you listen to us moodboard

[alexanderpearce]

may he never see this but i was telling an english major friend of mine about catullus' invective poetry today and he just straight up didnt believe me at first like he said i was making fun of his lack of classics knowledge by saying that they would ever say I will sodomise you and facefuck you And Oh Memmius, well and long and slow you skullfucked me supine with that whole beam. like he said that shit!!!!