THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
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Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku
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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF
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prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
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sour
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the person wearing a bacon costume and a chef's hat to root for team cook/bacon is my favorite thing from day one
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i love the olympics. no need to get too invested in any one event or sport. i learn just enough about each to go "oooh!" when it looks like it goes good or "ooooh..." when it looks like it goes bad. i graze on them all at my leisure. it's like sports tapas.
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please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris
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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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I love seeing lesbians in Star Wars and knowing some man is losing his shit right now about it
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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