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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

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Me: One day I’m gonna publish this book, and a there will be a whole fandom, and they’re gonna write fanfic and draw fanart, and Netflix will make it into a true TV show adaptation and everyone’s gonna know about it–

Family members: Whatcha working on there?

Me: nOThiNG

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No characters have ever been mischaracterised more than Ruffnut and Snotlout in their own piece of media

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one clue that i have whatch httyd 1 to many time is that i have notice that the house hiccup runs out of at the start of the film is not his house.

when we first she hiccup in the film he open and door then slams it befor a nightmare can burn him to death. when we see hiccup next he is running away from a burning bulding with fire around the door.

umm yeah that not his house.

this his house.

so what the F@#k was he doing in that house from the beginning of the film.

i dont need sleep

I need answers

is he running a side bussness were he cleans people house for them?

was the owner of the house baby sitting him?

did he get drunk and wake up in the wrong house?

Help me out guys maby together we can sovel this decade old mystery.

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the night and the fury

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I always think it's really weird how so many Christians seem to operate as if men and women are incapable of just being friends without things getting weird.

Then I am reminded how aggressively single and downright creepy a lot of guys are. The sheer number of female friends and acquaintances I've talked with over the years who have horror stories of terrible experiences with men attests to that fact.

And then I remember how a lot of western culture places a disproportionate focus and value on romantic relationships over friendships, and how common that sentiment is reflected in our media.

And then I remember how when I was younger it was legit just an expectation for friendships between guys and girls to develop romantic feelings. How I was teased by my own family about female friends, as if the adults around me knew my feelings better than I did. How confused I became as a result. How this constant treatment led to me ruining many friendships unnecessarily in my formative years because I could no longer differentiate romantic love from platonic love, and how common that experience seems to be for both men and women alike.

And then I think... Yeah, I guess it makes sense so many Christians assume men and women can't just be friends. It begins with perfectly valid concerns - usually about avoiding sexual immorality and heartbreak. Then it spirals into pessimism and perpetuates itself as a self-fulfilling prophecy.

All that being said, I really think it would benefit the church as a whole - especially western Christians - to stop fixating on romance so much and at least TRY to learn how to be friends with the opposite sex. Yes, we are still subject to human nature, and yes, we should still be establishing and enforcing boundaries, being wise with our company and the situations we put ourselves in, etc - but we should at least be capable of talking with one another and working together without feeling the need to scope out a mate and flirt. That sort of behavior makes sense for the unregenerate, but I truly think that Christians should expect better of themselves and each other.

Christian men and women can't function at their fullest together as the body of Christ when we're treating romance as the pinnacle of love. Learn to first love each other as Christ loves us and friendship with the opposite sex will be a lot easier.

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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okay homeschoolers gather round

For the purposes of this poll, I’m using “homeschooling” to reference an education given to you at home by your parents or other adult, using curriculums to teach you themselves.

For example, I consider myself homeschooled up to high school where I then had supplemental lessons, because up until high school my education was based off the curriculums my mom used for me, and when I reached high school I had online classes.

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“Holes: The Gospel at the Center - an analysis of the Biblical parallels in the fiction book written by Louis Sachar” in this essay, I will—

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Stop! Are you writing a story or a commercial