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I mean if you want my ACTUAL advice you should start going all Robespierre on Starmer, Badenoch, the royal family, and Nigel Farage for good measure, but complaining more to the people who are letting you melt to death every year is a good starting point!

You know, after the like 5th year in a row of the UK having a heatwave that's gonna kill people you'd think that they'd take energy away from going on social media to go "the Americans are so rude it's just more humid here in lechestwillhamshire than anywhere else in the world somehow" towards trying to petition their government into encouraging infrastructure changes that can adapt to a climate crisis that is in a large part due to years of British industrialism, but I guess not, I guess being annoying online is like crack to them

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"you stupid Yanks, the houses are designed to keep in heat better than your cardboard American houses" idk it kinda seems like a bunch of British people freeze to death no matter what and also England's weather is much more temperate than most of America's

"ok but if we put air con in it'll only make the weather work" idk at least get a ceiling fan? Your government should be subsidizing you getting a ceiling fan, stop yelling at me

You know, after the like 5th year in a row of the UK having a heatwave that's gonna kill people you'd think that they'd take energy away from going on social media to go "the Americans are so rude it's just more humid here in lechestwillhamshire than anywhere else in the world somehow" towards trying to petition their government into encouraging infrastructure changes that can adapt to a climate crisis that is in a large part due to years of British industrialism, but I guess not, I guess being annoying online is like crack to them

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You know, after the like 5th year in a row of the UK having a heatwave that's gonna kill people you'd think that they'd take energy away from going on social media to go "the Americans are so rude it's just more humid here in lechestwillhamshire than anywhere else in the world somehow" towards trying to petition their government into encouraging infrastructure changes that can adapt to a climate crisis that is in a large part due to years of British industrialism, but I guess not, I guess being annoying online is like crack to them

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I'm nice with it

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This ofc would not happen because they would just cast all the same people except the dead one and do like a 20 years later, they should make me president of Hollywood

Watching those Brady bunch movies from the 90s and I think it's a novel idea and we should do it again. I think friends would be a good one to do it with, recast all the friends but keep the characters exactly the same. Like everyone is annoyed at the quirky one cause she's cringe or whatever, everyone thinks the sardonic one is an asshole and yell at him, Ross is being cancelled on Twitter for being a pedophile but also doesn't know what Twitter is, I think it would work, movie studios hit me up

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Watching those Brady bunch movies from the 90s and I think it's a novel idea and we should do it again. I think friends would be a good one to do it with, recast all the friends but keep the characters exactly the same. Like everyone is annoyed at the quirky one cause she's cringe or whatever, everyone thinks the sardonic one is an asshole and yell at him, Ross is being cancelled on Twitter for being a pedophile but also doesn't know what Twitter is, I think it would work, movie studios hit me up

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COOK HIS DUMB ASS SEAN, KILL HIM AND I WILL GIVE YOU A DROP OF FAT FROM AN BRADÁN FEASA

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Fuck you I was real as fuck for this I'm gonna start hrt to prove it

Saw a video that was like "the easiest red flag to detect in someone who was born a man or whatever is how they answer the question 'what kind of woman would you be if you were born a woman'" and I'm pretty sure that she was going for was like "they're gonna answer hot and slutty" or whatever but that shit doesn't work on me if I was born a woman I'd be an anorexic fail daughter. I would smell really bad and all my friends on discord would be scared about my health. I'd need one if those little blocks of iron you put in boiling water to prevent yourself from passing out and I'd probably play like league of legends or something

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Saw a video that was like "the easiest red flag to detect in someone who was born a man or whatever is how they answer the question 'what kind of woman would you be if you were born a woman'" and I'm pretty sure that she was going for was like "they're gonna answer hot and slutty" or whatever but that shit doesn't work on me if I was born a woman I'd be an anorexic fail daughter. I would smell really bad and all my friends on discord would be scared about my health. I'd need one if those little blocks of iron you put in boiling water to prevent yourself from passing out and I'd probably play like league of legends or something

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dream job would be working at the underground irish maoist container factory where they just do poppers all day

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I think I should be given a billion dollars because if I was really rich everything you'd hear about me would be very funny. I'm using Private Equity to acquire Crown Fried Chicken and Kennedy Fried Chicken and I'm not shutting it down or opening new locations. I'm buying the New England Patriots and banning them from using helmets on the field so they all get stupid. I'm building the Epstein Island but for dispensaries

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Still the funniest thing I've ever made I think

Fever brain comic

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Yk I'm glad Phineas and Ferb keeps Richard O'Brien paid but also why does Phineas and Ferb keep Richard O'Brien paid?

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Am I nonbinary? Yes! Do I need to move out of my current place? Yes! Is it because of a toxic roommate situation? Yes! HOWEVER I'm also a big adult with a big adult job so I don't need money I just need there to be fucking apartments in this country please MUTUAL AID REQUEST if you live near me, die

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IT GETS BETTER

They're fightingggggg

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Elon is going to El Salvador megaprison