shipperwithnomister

[shipperwithnomister]

The amount of bullshit questions Im required to ask people checking out at my job has me gritting my teeth. Please ignore my questions. Do not feel guilty saying no. I dont care about your answer, I'm only asking cause they're paying me too.

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[shipperwithnomister]

You're a 'chimerical being,' meaning imagined objects can interact with you physically. Pros: You can eat imaginary food and get the full benefits of eating real food. Cons: finger guns hurt like hell, and anyone can put you in an invisible box easily. And children… don't get me started.

[shipperwithnomister]

THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...

[shipperwithnomister]

took a bit but heres Pride dragons part 2! thanks for all the love for the first set

and again id love some suggestions for more flag designs

Part 1

(edit, changed to higher resolution images)

[shipperwithnomister]

i made stan get blinded by the whole community

(please credit if you use for whatever <3)

[shipperwithnomister]

could you please do stan getting hit by genderfluid lights?🙏

GENDERFLUID YAY

[shipperwithnomister]

mlm flag to blast stan with ?

GAY BEAM GOOO

[shipperwithnomister]

For the Stan being blinded by pride flags, could you do Demirose? Or Demisexual/Demi romantic if at all possible?

Thank you :)

this has been requested quite a bit but i wasn’t sure how to do it. i did my best though so hopefully its good <3 im demi aroace so i definitely wanted to try

🤍💜🩶

🤍💚🩶

🤍💙🩶

[shipperwithnomister]

can stan be blasted by the disability flag ?

also hatoful boyfriend fan :) !!

yay i am disabled and a hatoful fan loved seeing this

🖤💚🩵🤍💛❤️

plus a disabled shuu flag bc u mentioned hato

( i am willing to make more hato flag edits if you request through my askbox btw )

[shipperwithnomister]

Hey if its not an issue, and you havent done it yet, could you make Stan being blinded by the Boyflux and Girlflux?

boyflux and girlflux <3

[shipperwithnomister]

i think that stan should be blinded by autism if possible

boom autism blast go ❤️🧡💛♾️💛💚🩵

[shipperwithnomister]

If it's not too much, can you draw Stan being blinded by the Aroflux/Pomosexual flags? Ty!

here u go <3

anonymous

[shipperwithnomister]

i made stan get blinded by the whole community

(please credit if you use for whatever <3)

[shipperwithnomister]

I have an OC who's completely forgotten her past life. But she sees this one character and just... hates him. She doesn't know why. She tries to be nice, to be friendly, but every time, it just doesn't work. Eventually, he hurts her in this life. And she goes crazy. Absolutely insane. Its an over reaction and she has no idea why she's doing it.

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

[shipperwithnomister]

Ok, but alternatively, extra revenge because I forgot what you did, but I know how you make me feel.

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

[shipperwithnomister]

My first D&D party was hired by a tavern keeper, and our first quest was to get a dragon egg so she could make an omelet. We also had to go see a Tomato Witch and break into a Salt Factory.

big egg

[shipperwithnomister]

There's something falling from the sky, and Clark, Kon, and Kara are all off planet. Martha prepares as best as she can.

Because it looks like it's making a beeline for her fields.

She has no idea what makes her fields such a magnet for this, but she's certain it's not an asteroid. She couldn't say how she knows, just that she does.

It looks like a ship of some sort, with blinking lights and reflective surfaces.

She's debating on whether or not to sound the alarm and call one of Clark's friends, since she doesn't know if this alien will be friendly or not, when she notices something.

That ship isn't coming in smooth.

It is, in fact, tearing itself apart the lower it gets.

Then, with a final, ear piercing boom, it completely shatters.

Martha's eye is drawn to a rather round piece that broke off and shot towards the very edge of her property.

She doesn't call one of Clark's friends.

She gets the first aid kit and gets in the truck.

~~~~~~

Dan is flying the Specter Speeder through the Infinite Realms, an unconscious Danny on the floor of it behind him.

The twerp's injured.

He can't treat him.

He has to outrun the GIW and their own Speeders.

In desperation, he does a hard turn right into a temporary portal. The kind that blinks out of existence almost as soon as they get made.

He appears in the exosphere of another Earth.

No GIW Speeder follows him, but he's got a new problem; this thing isn't meant for the force re-entering Earth's atmosphere will put on it.

He puts it on autopilot, ordering it to find an empty area with good Ley Lines, and turns to start arranging both himself and Danny into the escape pod.

He can't activate it, or it'll also be subjected to the forces currently tearing the Speeder apart.

He'll have to stay in the pod, shielding his clone/twin as best as he can, while they hurtle towards Earth.

The last thing he remembers is the pod breaking away from the Speeder and hitting the ground.

The next thing he knows, he's waking up on the floor of a farmhouse, covered in bandages.