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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Destiel. The homo-eroticism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fanatical shipping most of the subtext will go over a typical viewer's head.

literally what the fuck was the cw thinking with censoring Destiel so badly in the age of: 40+ days of BLM protests, literal children fighting/protesting for gun laws, A million tiktok watchers and kpop stans trolling the trump campaign like?????

and then they majorly fuck up???? this is one of those times when the phrase “you’re asking for it” actually applies. Like the fucking messiness in which they did that is astronomical. I would say get your brain checked cw but its too late for you.

If anyone wants to list the cw’s crimes, go right ahead.

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Destiel Shippers rn

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HERES HOW THE SUPERWHOLOCK MOVIE CAN HAPPEN

The doctor goes to super turbo gay hell to rescue Castiel. Along the way he picks John, who thinks Sherlock is deqad an also in super gay turbo hell. They arrive there to dxiscover only castile nd John Freaks out. Turns out Sherlock isn’t in super turbo gay hel and he just elaborately faked his death, and is sleeping with Moriarty.

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I hate Gency because I'm tired of the "the love of a good woman" can fix a broken man trope. In fiction, those types of relationships are romanticized, but in real life, those types of relationships are emotional exhausting and draining, and can be abusive. And besides, it's an unfair burden to Angela to make her the one who has to "fix" or "save" Genji, and it also ignores all of Genji's work with Zenyatta for the sake of this lousy ship. So Gency is shot, and just plain lousy too.

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sweetie tut tut

Whats with you guys and calling people sweetie. I’ll have you know i’m pretty spicy.Tut tut

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GENCY IS SUPERIOR TO PHARMERCY AND GENYATTA

Winston x Athena is the true ship

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Please tell me first how the hell can you take black oppression and make it into a joke over a ship? I wouldn't be surprised if you were hella white. Although maybe a self hating whitey bc of that white devil nonsense. HOW shipping a ship like gency make me homophobic? My friends are gay I don't hate them!

I'm trans black how dare you assume my race.

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I like gency bc genji deserves someone who will love him and take care of him after hanzos trauma. And mercy deserves a protector. Pharmacy is shot

I agree, ‘Pharmacy’ is shot, NHS is better.

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So I made my first ever post on this blog and it got a lot of attention and also confusion on it

So I going to make this one here to answer so questions

No matter the way mercy could have groomed pharah(Child grooming is befriending and establishing an emotional connection with a child, and sometimes the family, to lower the child’s inhibitions for childsexual abuse, just in case u don’t know)since mercy did go there (overwatch base) when she was 17 while pharah was 12/13.agian u might say “if she only vist how could she groom?“well mercy and Ana do have a establlshed relationship in voiclines ,they knew each other ,then she must have know pharah,and could have caused grooming

Am I say she in canon SA her?no I’m not, but it could have had happen ,but she probably (this is the most likely scenrio) groomed her for later when she grown up,I see a lot of pharmercy post where pharah thinks mercy is hot and that’s is proof of child grooming,children can’t find sexual stuff "sexual” cuz they still growing ,agian u might say “we make pharah see mercy as cute not sexy” that’s still weird for a child?

And even if she grow up pharah has no time for relationship?she always fighting and mercy the same

And thirdly racism,all white people are born racist toward the minors in scocity,this has been proven,just as men are all sexist towards women,so mercy had to be racist towards pharah already ,atleats once ,that’s what I meant when I called her “white devil"and just cuz it’s funny(she’s already culture approattied Asian culture when she wrote in Asian letter s)

That’s why I like her with mccree (mccree was fighting in black watch no time for kids )so he couldn’t have groomed her!AND MCCREE IS NOT WHITE,he is dark skinnned everywhere ,so he can’t be racist point blank period

And white man are the enemy in the game (anothe rpost explained this better if I find I will send the link )

On to another point ,gay males are more popular the lesbian in fandom sense,which is the most popular ovw ship?mchanxo and reaper76,both gay,eve the canon gay Emilena is nor where near as pop,and look at YOI,and how pop that is?its more pop the most lesbian anything tbqh,so gay males are more popular and people would care about it more the lesbians

Lastly you might laugh but don’t WM is a nazi and tracer is a Jew WM hates everybody so she hates Jews too,tracer is a Jew "tracer is a Jew?” She is ,and you also might say “u think Winston x tracer is better???” Yes cuz we don’t like animal and human stuff cuz th Animal can’t consent ,Winston can (I don’t think I need proof for this one you can tell he can)

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Gency supports slavery of innocent Pocs, as expected of a heteronormative ship.

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Like, how can you guys like Gency?

Besides the fact that Mercy is white ( which is a crime in of itself), she questionably obtained a POC's body, and without consent used him. She emotionally manipulated him, and left him in a state of questionably sanity. She is literaly the white devil.

She grooms him, gives him sense of comfort but in reality she's just playing him. Genji, to her is just an attack dog, there to get rid of enemies. Lord knows how long Genji was in blackwatch, but even at the end of it shes provided no mental support for him. Genji simply wanders till he finds Zenyatta, who helps him come to terms with himself.

By supporting this ship you are actively supporting homophobia.

Hanzo may be a cunt, but at least he's an honest one.

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I was watching the 'Alive' animation, and for some reason I got really offended. It took me awhile to realise what part I got offended by and it was the killing of Mondatta. At first I thought I was Mondattakin, but when I listened to his speech, I didn't connect with him.

Then, after playing a game of overwatch I realised I was ZenyattaKin. Memories awoke within me, of training my Student Genji, being schooled by my brother and embracing the Iris. I have come to terms with my nature. As a machine with a soul trapped in a human body.

I have never been so woke in my life.

Peace be upon you, cunts.

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"My dragon weeps, Genji"

"Hanzo, put your pants back on."

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"...Hanzo, we need to talk"

"..."

"Watashitachiha-banashi o suru hitsuyō ga arimasu, Hanzo."

"Hai?"

Mccree fingered the brim of his hat, uncertain to do with his hands. He cared for Hanzo, he did but sometimes you just had to draw the line.

"Do you...have a thing for Banjo?"

"Genji" Hanzo corrected instantly.

"Well do ya?"

"No"

"Then why do you make me wear a mask that looks exactly like Genjis vizor"

"Uh"

"And the Japanese."

"Uhhh"

"And the body pillow."

"...why aren't you speaking Japanese, Mccree. You know it triggers me"

"For Christs sake Hanzo."

“I’m damaged, Jesse”