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Local Yokohama man looses his enemies to lovers situationship

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Rat man. 🐀🐀🐀

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mans started the Black Death for sure

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A little birdie told me it was Nikolai's birthday! So, we have a fun little Fyolai comic :)

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God cannot stop what he himself hath created.

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Recently over on Instagram, me and my lovely little followers decided to give Sigma some stuff to help him have a nice nap.

Honestly though, how dare you Asagiri. if you didn't want Sigma you really could have just given him to me instead. I'll take care of him. Look how good I'd do!

He was very surprised when he woke up

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I haven't been on here in awhile. That's because I've been posting a lot of DTIYS stuff on my Instagram, so sorry. Have some Bakushou inspired Nikolai as consolation

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Have you ever seen something that scratches your brain and heart in just the right way? Well this is that

Atsulucy ermm they make me crazy

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Ngl Dazai absolutely reminds me of Usseewa by ado. You knew I had to draw him in at least one screenshot

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Ouch

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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

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kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

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atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

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and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

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akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

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eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

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kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

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atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

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atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

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yeah

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Have some doodles, ya filthy animals

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Have you ever gone to a stressful exam and thought "man I wish I had a bungou stray dog character with me,"? Well great news! Now you can! With Onannamist products, not only do you get a silly little Atsushi sticker, but he'll stress about it right beside you!

But wait, there's more! Say you're taking a phone call and some nosy nobody is staring at you. Kinda annoying, right? Well with this Dazai phone case (or sticker), they'll be sure to look away! And if that doesn't work, there's even more space for extra stickers!

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