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Zelena: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?

Hades: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

Zelena: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Regina: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Robin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Regina: That one. I want that one.

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Emma: Look, last night was a mistake.

Killian: A sexy mistake.

Emma: No, just a regular mistake.

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Regina, about Pan: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Regina: And atoms never touch each other.

Regina: So, in my defence, officer. I did not punch this kid.

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Zelena: *Accidentally hits Regina in the face*

Zelena: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Zelena: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Regina: What’s wrong with you?!

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Emma: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Gold, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Emma: BLOCKED.

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August: I have made many mistakes and I believe myself to be the-

Killian: Oi, mate, I’ve made more.

Jefferson: Why are you discussing how many mistakes you’ve made?

Gold: To prove themselves as the bigger idiot, but, little do they know, I win.

Neal: Pfft, shows how much you know.

David: Yeah. Regina wins.

Regina: Hey!

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Regina, to Killian: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

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Emma: Would you take a bullet for me?

Killian: …yes?

*Hyde angrily bursts into the room*

Emma: *running away* Great, thanks!

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Jefferson: Say no to drugs.

Jefferson: Say yes to drugs.

Jefferson: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

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Zelena: You’re saying I’m worthless?

Regina: No, I’m just saying you’re worth… less.

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Emma: [dramatically lying on the floor face down] I'm over this.

Snow: Over what?

Emma: All of it.

Snow: ...Can you be more specific?

Emma: Specifically everything.

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Regina: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Henry: Even better!

Regina: What the hell did you-

Henry: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Regina: Tell Henry about the birds and the bees.

Emma: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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*Young Emma and Young Neal watching a movie (before being pregnant with Henry)*

Emma: That was a good movie, what did you think about it bae?

*Neal makes a weird face*

Neal’s thoughts: How did she figure out who I was?

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Regina: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Snow: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Emma: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.