onceupon-a-tima-blog
onceupon-a-tima-blog
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Trust the game, not the player.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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Star Wars but everytime someone goes to adress Luke they call him Lucas.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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I rate our solar system a solid one star 🌟.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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Unpopular Opinion: Science Edition
3D printers aren't that good, we have had the ability to make things out of plastic for a while now.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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Stuff designed to kill bacteria will also kill you, you just happen to be bigger than bacteria.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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Mutherfuckers really be out here committing hours of their time to have usable impressive skills.
Meanwhile my ass just tryna be out here having good ass developed skills with no time commitment to anything.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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For those who tell you you shouldn't procrastinate I would like to say I procrastinated all through high school and even today with my last major final project due I am here instead of doing it
Moral of the story: You can graduate with honors no matter how long you procrastinate just as long as you BS better than you procrastinate.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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What if an amphibious tongue was a recessive trait in humans.
Like randomly some asshole would just unfurl some long ass tongue.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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so what do we have to do to get john mulaney to guest star on an episode of b99 as detective jj bittenbinder
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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PSA: Never display the Saudi greeting too enthusiasticly. Bad things will happen.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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It bothers me that I could never know if Ive seen a Queen Bee. Like I would like to know if I'm in the presence of royalty.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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I am truly the parkour champion of jumping to conclusions.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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For those taking the AP Bio test I would like to take minute to remind you:
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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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The band-aid industry relies heavily on personal injury of others.
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onceupon-a-tima-blog · 7 years ago
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In America you have a right to bare arms, but not female nipples.
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