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the urge to morph into a horrifying creature in front of your enemies

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i will never get a permanent tattoo, are you kidding me? i will ALWAYS change my mind!!!

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joining a cult is not enough. i need a coven.

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we have sunrise, blooming flowers, and seasons but you dont believe in miracles???

we have aurora borealis, lightning storms, and rainbows but you dont believe in magic???

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ngl to you bestie, sometimes i ‘pretend-vibe’ w ppl at any social event so i can disappear into the background & can go home asap

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“come to brazil” you know what

i WILL go to this brazil and wont come back

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if you claim you “love” something, but dont criticize it, you dont love it. i will not elaborate.

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one thing i just learned about getting older: you’ll develop this strong, unexplainable urge to bite people.

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“oh woww, you used your whole frontal lobe on that take. i love that.”

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upon arriving at a party, my immediate thought is i cant wait to leave

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small town murder mysteries be like "oh it was just a deer", "oh it mustve been a bear"

sir there's an unknown creature attacking your town and your local woods is cursed as hell!!!

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reverse asylum: prove youre actually insane

match made in limbo

fool’s stone: it grants mortality

apathy at first sight

Ugly and the Beast

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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me: “i dont watch vlogs”

vlogger: “today we’re walking through the palace of an ancient babylonian king”

me: TELL ME EVERYTHING

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moth, both, doth. none of them rhyme.

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i cant afford to have “social anxiety” 🥲 im poor

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“beloved” implies the existence of “behated”

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beautiful and attractive are two different things. discuss.