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Guess who just graduated? This guy!

...

Well, I graduated on July 8th early in the morning and went back to bed and forgot to tell you all...

Which explains my absentness...

But anyways, WOOOOHOOO!

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In UBW's alternate ending, Rin has to share Shirou with Saber lol.

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*sigh* Oh boy...

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A few hours later...

Ren:

Jaune: looking at Ren Huh, well, that plan backfired...

Greda: animalisitc panting Oh Jaune~!

Jaune: Crap! makes a run for it, but gets caught in a purple-orange aura and lifted up

Greda: with heart pupils and drooling You're turn~!

Jaune: screams like a little bitch man

Dragging You Down With Me!

Jaune was not letting Ren Abandon him this time like he did with Nyrha (Pyrrha/ Nora) or like how he tripped him to escape Greda! (Glynda/Nora)

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Fate: Mana Transfer Plights Altered

Shirou peered down at the dark and empty halls of his own home and quietly exited his room with a very noticeable limp and very unhealthy complexion, almost looking like a shriveled corpse.

Rin and Sakura were out. He needed to get away from his house, from his Servant, Lancer Alter.

When he first summoned her, Assassin attacked him. She made quick work of him and made the Irish Servant retreat.

At first, she didn't think much of him, looking pathetic and weak in the eyes of the busty woman, who happened to be King Arthur.

He offered her food the next day, which the emotionless and blunt Servant rejected, not needing to indulge in food as her status as a Servant.

But she quickly changed her mind after one bite.

He was now responsible for cooking for her daily. All 14 meals for her.

Rin showed up with her Servant Saber, who was Mordred, the treacherous son of Arthur. As well as Sakura and Rider.

Safe to say that Lancer didn't like him being around other women. It took him offering to double his food for her to stop trying to kill them.

Outside of combat, Lancer rarely allowed him to be anything more than a stay-at-home husband for her. She let him go to school but kept a watchful eye on him.

Despite her being a clingy, gluttonous, battle junky he usually could reign her in.

Then came the mana transfers. Oh, god, the mana transfers...

She often needed to replenish her own reserves, which was just an excuse for her to violate him in bed.

If the other Masters and Servants won't kill him, his Servant will!

That's why he was sneaking out; he couldn't afford to let her know. She could rarely take no for an answer.

His hopes rose when he got to the front door. He tried to open it, but it didn't...

His hopes plummeted to the ground as he felt a presence behind him that made his skin crawl.

A pair of arms snaked around his torso, clutching him tightly while he could feel something incredibly soft press against the back of his head.

He could feel heavy breathing near his ear, making him stiffen like a statue in more ways than one.

Lancer Artoria Alter: Found you~

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"Prople"

Yang: I just remembered the time I made fun of my boyfriend because he still wears a onesie to bed, and I called him a kid...

Yang: ...before I was put in a full body nelson and had my asshole railed so hard, I was crying and calling him daddy.

Jaune: ...Do you ever get the feeling we share too much with prople?

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Jaune whispering: doing ASMR for his chat Alright chat, I'll sing a lullaby that my mom used to sing to me and my sisters

Jaune cleared his throat and sang quietly and soothingly

[Fais do do]

Fais dodo, Colas mon p'tit frère,

Fais dodo, t'auras du lolo.

Les anges là haut

Maman est en haut,

Qui fait des gâteaux,

Papa est en bas,

Qui fait chocolat.

Fais dodo, Colas mon p'tit frère,

Fais dodo, t'auras du lolo.

Jaune finished his song with a nostalgic look on his face.

Jaune: whispering How's that chat?

Chat: either roasting him for being French, actually falling asleep, or calling him daddy non-stop

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Jaune and Heavenly: playing War Thunder

Heavenly: Yo congrats on getting that million subs, by the way.

Jaune: Honestly, I wasn't expecting to hit it the next day after I made my announcement. It was so uncomfortable for me to wear. The suspenders were a pain and the shorts felt like they were about to rip in half.

Heavenly: laughs Your chat was flooded with so much shit I could barely read them all! They were thirsting for your ass!

Jaune: chuckles I sorta regret saying it. On one hand, I was loaded, and on the other, I felt my dignity disintegrate. I'm pretty sure at least one of them had a Bao moment.

Jaune and Heavenly: laugh together as they get obliterated by artillery.

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I just saw the clips of her being so down bad for Blaidd and Von Lycaon a few days ago and I still hear her screaming her lungs off.

I've never had secondhand embarrassment before.

Jaune to chat: still in the outfit Chat question: Do these shorts make my ass look huge to you? It kinda itches a little.

Jaune turns around while scratching his ass.

Chat: gets flooded with too many words to even mention

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Jaune to chat: still in the outfit Chat question: Do these shorts make my ass look huge to you? It kinda itches a little.

Jaune turns around while scratching his ass.

Chat: gets flooded with too many words to even mention

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Jaune to chat: Chat, if I get a million subs by the end of the year, I'll wear a Playboy outfit with jorts, suspenders, and no shirt. Deal?

The next day...

Jaune: wearing the outfit Fuck.

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Fate: Mana Transfer Plights

Lancer Artoria: Shirou, I require a mana transfer.

Shirou: looking thinner than usual B-But I just gave you one yesterday!

Lancer Artoria: I don't care. Bedroom. NOW.

Shirou: getting dragged to the bedroom I STILL HAVE TO COOK LUNCH, NO!

Based on this:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎉🎉🎁🎁

(Where I’m from it is)

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So I recently played/pirated Metal Gear Rising: Revengence and here's what I learned:

Thick thighs take lives

Raiden beats everyone up in heels (the ultimate flex)

Mistral likes busting balls

Monsoon can fucking eat my ass (Not in the good way)

Sundowner has the best beat drop in the game

I penetrated Sam's guts with my long hard sword

Collective Consciousness fits 1-to-1 with All I Want for Christmas (I'm not joking)

Armstrong made me a new sphincter

This game has the best soundtrack ever

M E M E S

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N DOGGO!

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Jaune: reading chat 'Do you want to have a threesome?'

Jaune: Chat, if I want to disappoint two people, I'd call my parents and tell them what I've been doing with my life.

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Gura:

Regarding that ArcKnight Vtuber AU, imagine a Rusted Knight Model...

You know….that’s a really good idea for like a Halloween model. Especially with the premise of the story being agencies trying to recruit him, I could definitely see him doing a surprise collab with someone for a Halloween celebration.

An example:

The talents of Vshojo were excitedly moving about backstage, running to and fro making last minute preparations. For you see tonight was Halloween night and they had prepared a delightfully delicious array of costumes and sets for their very own spooky concert. Unfortunately it wouldn’t be Halloween if nothing went bump in the night.

IronMouse: *Runs into the girls dressing room frantic* GUYS!

Melody: *Dressed as Disney Rasputin* Woah mouse what’s up?

Haruka: *Dressed as Ernesto de la Cruz* Yeah, you’re supposed to be on in ten minutes with Bubi.

Mouse: Bubi’s sick!

Melody/Haruka: HUH?!

Mouse: We were rehearsing and Bubi stared feeling unwell, suddenly he started throwing up! *She cried tears starting to form* I don’t know what to do, our first three songs were duets!

Melody: Okay, it’s going to be okay one of us can fill in for Bubi right?

Zentreya: *Dressed as Gaston* But everyone that’s not on stage is dressed up for their Disney villian song.

The others were quiet as they tried to quickly think of a solution. After all Mouse had been excitedly preparing for this concert for almost two months, not appearing wasn’t an option. They were suddenly broken from their thoughts as someone knocked on the open changing room door.

Jaune: *Dressed as his Rusted Knight avatar* Girls is everything alright? Kuro text and said someone was sick.

The girls stared at Jaune in his Rusted Knight look, complete with a full beard, before looking between each other.

Melody: *Smirking* I mean he’s not a demon butler buuut….

Haruka: *Smiling* He’d make a convincing Cursed Knight.

MMHZ: *Turns to Jaune smiling widely*

Jaune: Girls….you’re kinda freaking me out.

Mouse: *Dives into Jaune’s chest* WAAAHHH! Big brother please help me!

BONUS

Meanwhile halfway across the world in Japan the members of HoloMyth were busy signing thank you cards for their own concert. Suddenly Gawr Gura who was wearing a blue T-Rex costume suddenly snapped her pen scaring her genmates.

Mori: *Startled* You alright Gura?

Gura: *Eyes and hair highlights turning red* I feel like someone just stole something from me.

MKAI: Eh?