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Can't wait to hear the entirety of Maddison Square Garden yell "HONOR THE COCK, HONOR THE COCK" when one of them eventually gets a cocked roll on stage

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Earth.

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Thinking about the time I drew a lil gay ant because word suggested I changed "antihomosexual" to "ant homosexual"

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Motherfucking beautiful voice actors playing d&d with their fucking beautiful characters making me feel fucking emotions with their fucking beautiful storytelling god damn fuck

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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Takes a deep breath*

1000 boops in a row*

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Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

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computer! show me facts about this wretched beast

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You dare feast and drink to contentment while telling us- the body of Tantalus, reaching out forever with hunger and thirst, to gaze our sinful eyes away!

@quiddie, how can you shame us for being thirsty when you just full on rested your head on your hands for the scene with Elsie and Rajan?

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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

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Congrats! You've Pavloved your roommate 😃

i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay

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You mean right back in the... earth?

aabria you put those stoats back or i stg

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If this d20 season leads to the concept of synaptic pruning due to capitalistic behaviors in the city I WILL lose it.

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Like/reblog if u too also had to get up from your chair and do a little circle/pace around your room after hearing Imogen's question

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Siiiiing for meeeeeee, SIIIIIIIIING FOR MEEEEEEEE MY ANACONDA OF MUSIC

Edit: I sent this to my friend said “Nicki Minaj could write phantom but Andrew loyd Webber could never write anaconda and I will die on that hill.”

The mashup you never thought would work

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE