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“Who am I if I don't have what it takes?”

Seen a few people say Surface Pressure fits Mario and yeah I see it.

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the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this

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I just found out that one of my coworkers really likes Pokemon and I accidentally let slip that I cosplayed Clemont and now she wants to see it. Help.

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Serena: Hey, Clemont. What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Clemont: …What?

Serena: It becomes daytrogen.

Clemont: …. I’m going to bed.

Ash: Good nitrogen.

Serena: Sleep tightrogen.

Sierra: Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen!

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Every Kiss: #56 | 1.24 The Twizzle  

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Considering the disgusting rhetoric that keeps getting posted in our tags, I implore all aspecs to spread positivity for people all across the asexual and aromantic spectrums.

This is an incredible, compassionate community, and it includes everyone on the spectrum, including

Asexuals who experience little sexual attraction (as per the accepted definition of asexuality)

Asexuals who experience sexual attraction in a non-normative way (as per the accepted definition of asexuality)

Asexuals who experience no sexual attraction (as per the accepted definition of asexuality)

Aromantics who experience little romantic attraction (as per the accepted definition of aromanticism)

Aromantics who experience romantic attraction in a non-normative way (as per the accepted definition of aromanticism)

Aromantics who experience no romantic attractions (as per the accepted definition of aromanticism)

Aegosexuals and Aegoromantics

Apothisexuals and Apothiromantics

Cupiosexuals and Cupioromantics

Demisexuals and Demiromantics

Fraysexuals and Frayromantics

Graysexuals and Grayromantics

And more!!!

You are all welcomed and appreciated in the aspec community. You are not pushing us* out of our spaces, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

*Us meaning asexuals and/or aromantics who experience a complete lack of sexual and/or romantic attraction. I refuse to call it being ""actually asexual"" for the reasons @aroacesafeplaceforall has outlined many a time

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What keeps me up at night is that I apparently was diagnosed at 6, but my parents didn't tell me properly until I was 18 and I just thought that something was very wrong with me for most of my life. 🥲 not to mention how often I've been manipulated growing up.

reading the symptoms of autism as a now grown adult after being bullied for no explainable reason all your life

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NEVER GIVE UP

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high quality noise collection

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Gale is the only one here that isn't injured and has the audacity to say this to the party lmao

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Saying this right fucking now.

I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.

That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.

If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.

Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

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i had to

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it's june

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Back up but with some revisions.

Working on not deleting things randomly.

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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.