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I know this is a hockey blog but…
HELLO??? I AM NOT WELL
Also like what are these angles? I’m not complaining but it’s slightly odd…
#hasan piker#hasanabi#yet another man#i collect them#they just have to be older and brunette and I fold
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Got so excited I forgot to post but I WENT TO THE WILD VS PENS GAME
I was sobbing for like the entire thing and got to see my sweet king Flower cry at the ceremony (dw flower I was crying too)

The seats weren’t great cuz it was last minute but still super fun
#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#nhl#marc andre fleury#kris letang#minnesota#minnesota wild#sobbing
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Going to the pens game tomorrow and I’m so calm about it (on the verge of tears with excitement)
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hes ambiguously bisexual. hes 30 to 40 years old. hes always wanted to be a father. he never expected to be one. he gets 14 children he feels woefully unequipped for. he has a laundry list of mental illnesses. he has 17 boyfriends and girlfriends. he fumbles everyone. hes suicidal. no one understands him. he doesn’t bother to be understood. he has 10000 opps. he may or may not have an eating disorder. he’s a slut. he will die in the mask he’s created. his boobs are huge. he spends half his day in a cave. he loves everyone. he has an emotional intelligence level of 2. he is astounded anyone can love him. he hates himself more than anyone on the planet. he’s akin to greek myth. he will never get to be old. he’ll never live past 50. he’ll live forever in story and our conscience
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i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right
#sidney crosby#he’s my emotional support hockey boy#the whiniest little guy#professional yapper#pittsburgh penguins#nhl
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Writing a thesis in my head on Sid and Davo’s unique brands of autism and how Sid is the kid that’s too loud and too friendly and dorky and he’s earnest and has compulsions he has to do and Connor is shy and quiet and they had to adjust the mic setting to pick up his voice and he’s touchy in a very specific way and he’s in denial about being superstitious. And they both excelled at hockey and it was what they became obsessed with as tiny children and hockey is one of those spaces where being a little odd is okay and good as long as you’re excellent. Sid is too loud and Connor is too quiet.
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DADDY
#holy shit#he’s so hot#o captain my captain#the suit#the thighs#i’m done for#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#I understand Evgeni Malkin’s love for this man
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Gayyyyyyy
nate, totally chill: :) you guys have. become really close lately :)
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“i just saw tanger get hit and i didn’t even think”
#gayyyyyy#he just blacked out yinz that’s all#he’s not hopelessly in love with Tanger at all#Nooooooo#Neverrrrrr#sidney crosby#kris letang#pittsburgh penguins#he’s my emotional support hockey boy#nhl
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He is like happy
#please tell me you get that reference#getting back at Sid for his Europe adventures#he’s my emotional support hockey boy#he such a cutie#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins
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he’s so fluffy i’m gonna die (feat. sid smiling at geno in the background)
#they’re in love your honor#Sidney Crosby and his big eyes#staring at his husband#Geno being a nuisance#big Russian bear#and his little puppy boy#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#media#nhl
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My silly lil guy
#he’s just a little dude#he can do no wrong#the cutest lil guy in the world#his too big front teeth#swoon#his smile is so precious#marc andre fleury#flower 🌸#flower power#my favorite dilf#he’s my emotional support hockey boy#fleury#minnesota wild#pittsburgh penguins#vegas golden knights#nhl#goalie
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i want to follow him around during an entire off-season just to observe what he gets up to
(via geno’s Instagram story)
#he’s my emotional support hockey boy#i just wanna know#probably sexting Sid tbh#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#summer geno hits different#sidgeno
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Me trying not to think about fucking that old man
#sidney crosby#marc andre fleury#john tavares#morgan rielly#evgeni malkin#kris letang#alex ovechkin#Evgeni Malkin my beloved#he’s my babygirl#I know they’re not that old I’m just young
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