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CH 1: "Ocean TEAM" Lu Liguang SR Card Story

Title: Caution of Pushy Gals (First Part)

Something to keep in mind while reading: the joke in this story is that Linxing & Chihiro are speaking in ギャル語 (lit. gyaru language) which uses a lot of slang & silly words. I've done the best I can to put this in English but unfortunately quite a bit gets lost - in the words of my proofreader, "keep in mind in japanese it sounds like they are saying skibidi rizz"

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LIGUANG: (......The proposal is no problem now. Next, I need to draw up that spreadsheet--)

LINXING'S TEXT: "Big brotheeer! Thankies for the souvenier you got me♪"

"You're so super-hao for always buying me souvenirs, big bro. I’m looking forward to the next one! 🙇‍♀️★"

LIGUANG: This girl…… She’s talking strangely again.

(She said that her favorite Dazzler uses words like that… She quickly picked it up from them.)

?: "Otsupoyo~. Lii-san, are you theree? Can we come in?"

LIGUANG: Natsuyaki? Yeah, I don't mind.

TAO: Sorry to be so sudden. Excuse us.

LIGUANG: So Kinouchi is here too. What do you want.

CHIHIRO: Well, we were just looking for some thoughts〜

You’ll be taking Ev3ns along with you for business to Ward 4 next weekend, right?

When we go, I was just thinking it might be good to bring some sort of present, you know!

”In Chii’s opinion~… isn’t this store’s snack assortment is super duper aesthetic?” is what I was thinking~ And they all lewk so super crazy kyute, super-hao!

TAO: ……Hey, Chihiro. Your wording. If you keep it up, Lu-san won’t understa–

LIGUANG: That’s certainly the case, its appearance is very glamorous. It seems like it would make a wonderful gift.

TAO: !? L-Lu-san is… just casually understanding everything Chihiro is saying…...?

CHIHIRO: OMGOMG~! Lii-san, you can understand gyaru slang!? Could it be, you actually participate in the gyaru scene!?

LIGUANG: ……Lately, my younger sister’s been using the same words as you. That’s why I can understand a bit.

CHIHIRO: Your little sister, huh~ I get it!

Speaking of which, is it possible your little sister knows a bit about Ward 4!? I heard a lot of picture spots are popping up there recently, so I wanna go check out a bunch of places! Actually, in that case, I want to make a video! So, you need to introduce us ♪

CHIHIRO: What~ this store is hella cute! Lin-lin, you have godly taste! Chii wants to introduce it to everyone on his channel!

LINXING: Right~! This is a hidden gem sort of place that not many people know about, but if you featured it in a vid I think it’d become a huge hit!

TAO: Those two are really pumped up, huh.

LIGUANG: ……It seems so.

That Linxing, I hope she doesn’t get too much strange influence from Natsuyaki–

LINXING: Hey hey, big bro! Chihiro-kun is about to make a video for Dazzle… Is it okay if I’m in it too!?

LIGUANG: ......Huh?

CHIHIRO: Lin-lin knows so many good shops around here~! If we make a video walking around town and post it, it could go crazy popular and become Ward 4’s true showcase, dontcha think? Probably!

TAO: ……I feel like the bond of gyarus is getting strong and stronger…

LIGUANG: ......

CHIHIRO: Ah, but, there’s that, though~......

If a girl suddenly shows up in one of Chii’s videos, peeps who misunderstand might go and cause trouble for Lin-lin… ? I don’t think Chii’s people would do anything like that, but…

LIGUANG: I get what Natsuyaki is saying. If something happens, it’ll be too late. I won’t allow you to be in the video.

LINXING: No way~......

Ah! Then, how about big bro is in it instead of me !?

LIGUANG: ......What?

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CHAPTER 2: https://www.tumblr.com/orochinazu/790181599832653825/ch-2-ocean-team-lu-liguang-sr-card-story

I'm sorry, Tao's color is way off 😭 It's the closest I can find on Tumblr's online editor, hopefully in the future I can figure out a better way of formatting..

Another note: if you didn't know, "Dazzle" is a social media platform in the 18trip world. In the original text it's stylized just as "dazzle" without any capitalization, but since it is the title of the app, and this time all the words around it are also English, I decided to capitalize it.

TYSM to strawberryparfait for proofreading for me again!!!!!

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CH 2: "Ocean TEAM" Lu Liguang SR Card Story

Title: Caution of Pushy Gals (Second Part)

Something to keep in mind while reading: the joke in this story is that Linxing & Chihiro are speaking in ギャル語 (lit. gyaru language) which uses a lot of slang & silly words. I've done the best I can to put this in English but unfortunately quite a bit gets lost - in the words of my proofreader, "keep in mind in japanese it sounds like they are saying skibidi rizz"

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LINXING: Hey! You be in the video, big bro! I’ll follow you guys behind-the-scenes, and when you’re filming I’ll give all the lines with cue cards!

CHIHIRO: Whaattt, nice idea! It’ll become kind of like a guide to Ward 4, so whaddya think, Lii-san?

LIGUANG: No, why would I do that sort of—-

LINXING: Big bro. I’m begging! I also want to promote Ward 4…! So?

LIGUANG: ......

TAO: (Lu-san… Sorry, I can’t get you out of this…...)

CHIHIRO: Without further ado, together with our guest Li-san, let’s check out Ward 4’s stylish shops and SNS-worthy snapshot spots♪

Lii-san, where will you be taking us first?

LIGUANG: First--

“A stylish dimsum shop with fluffy, colorful dimsum that will brighten your mood, and is an essential pic-taking spot!”

CHIHIRO: Oooh~! I’m super interested!~! I just happen to be feeling hungry, so let’s go, let’s go ♪

CHIHIRO: The colorful dim sum was all so seriously cute and pic worthy, thank you, Lii-san!

Where to next?

LIGUANG: Next is--

“To those who know, this is a crazy-cute photo spot. Take a pic there with the huzz, apparently there’s a rumor your relationship is destined to last."

CHIHIRO: Eh~, that’s definitely gotta be popular!

Let's go have a look right away!

CHIHIRO: Ah! There’s Lii-san! Lookie here!

That video we made on Dazzle walking through town is getting some insane traction~!

LIGUANG: Ah, that......

CHIHIRO: There’s tons of comments, too… here!

VIEWER COMMENT A: “Liguang-san said ‘crazy-cute’? So he’s the type to say that kind of thing!~! Gap moe(*)”

VIEWER COMMENT B: “Lii-san is way too cute~! Super, super, super, super hao”

CHIHIRO: Isn’t it amazing!?

There’s more~......

LIGUANG: …... That’s enough. Stop it.

CHIHIRO: Huh~, You don’t have to get all embaarrasseedd.

…...Ah, the reminds me. By the way, just now, I was discussing the next video plan with Lin-lin over the phone~

LINXING: "Yahoo, big bro. Otsupoyo!"

LIGUANG: ......Don’t “otsupoyo” me. I’m humiliated right now because of you.

LINXING: “Why? Your town-strolling showcase while using gyaru slang is creating some crazy clout, so it’s not a big deal ♪”

“That’s why we were talking about a makeup video or something next, how’s that!? You can do it all with gyaru slang!!”

LIGUANG: There’s no way I’m doing that.

CHIHIRO: Huhh, just try to bear with it~. Just think of doing it for the sake of Ward 4’s publicity!

LIGUANG: Where’s the relation between Ward 4 and makeup.

LINXING: “Chihiro-kun, it’s okay! Despite how he’s denying it, I know he’ll end up going along with it anyways!”

LIGUANG: Hey. Linxing, don’t just assumeー

CHIHIRO: Okiedokie~! Then, I’ll work on the details!

LIGUANG: Hey, wait, Natsuyaki...!

LIGUANG: ...…Tch, give me a damn break…! (**)

*: "Gap moe" is the affectionate feeling you get when a very serious/dark looking person does or says something unexpectedly cute. I think most of those reading probably already knew this, but since it's not as commonly used anymore, I wanted to explain just in case 🙂‍↕️

**: Lu Liguang says ガチめに勘弁してくれ, in which ガチ is very much so a slang word. Unfortunately, the best we could think of for this was "give me a skibidi break", so.. I just went with damn. "I'm gonna crash out" was another option, but I worried it was too different from the original... but that was the joke of the line lol, sad I wasn't able to properly convey it

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TY AGAIN!!! to my proofreader strawberryparfait!!!!!!!!! ty oomf ily she saved my ass on this 1 bc chihiros way of speaking is so nonsensical 2 me

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more naruto doodles 🤲🏻

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any eitr fans out there

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i doodled the jiangshi miku cuz y is she $200

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“Where are you going today?”🚂

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学了一下但是并没学多明白。

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我就喜欢你是皮套蛇。

实在是没招了，不会画，以及这个抄了电影 《猛鬼追魂（重启版）》幕后特效道具

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I’m back…for better or worse.

Tanabata: Star Festival with Orochimaru 🎋✨

I said I wasn’t going to upload art anymore…but then I bought a new iPad to replace the broken one (and subsequently had to upgrade my Apple Pencil which is ridiculous) so here we are. If you have a problem, keep it to yourself.

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He's not evil guys he's just an alien

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lowk idk if i like this but i made it 4 my header

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face stealer

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Who would have thought I would be making Orochimaru fanart in the year of 2025 hehe <3

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not quite a redesign but more like an alt outfit? of orochimaru i had stuck in my head

if anybody is curious abt the flowers i used on the kimono (nobody is) i used marigold & tansy, meaning "grief/jealousy" & "hostile thoughts/declaring war"