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Buckle up and bunker down

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I desperately need to see a "Cogito, ergo sum" animation with somebody from the amazing digital circus. I don't even care who it's with I just need to see it.

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The flipside released and the local weather system said "fuck that."

SBN3 cursed florida chat trust

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Glitter force x Class of 09 dudes

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hey co09 blur ^_^

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Simon and Baz from that one fanfic

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I'll probably edit this later to include more about Ari's home life. (Neighbors AU.)

Ari and Kyle are sitting on the couch watching some random 2000's cartoon and eating cereal, Kyle's mom is at Ari's again. (Dora the Explorer was released in 2000 so I chose that one.) Ari: "Why does your mom come over to my moms' so much?" Kyle: "I dunno, why does yours?" Ari: "Knowing her probably to bitch about shit, but your mom comes over way more often than my mom." Kyle: "Maybe your house is just nicer than my house." Ari: "Hell no, we may be white and well off but my mom's a fucking psycho who doesn't look after her own shit half the time and my dad doesn't care enough to clean up himself, your house is way nicer than mine." Kyle: "My parents have been fighting a lot more recently, that could be it." Ari: "Why?" Kyle: "I dunno, my mom's been going out a lot more and coming home really late, she's been really absent a lot lately, more than she usually is, and when I try to ask my dad about it he just asks me that it's "complicated" and then asks me if there's any new games I want or whatever. I think he doesn't know that I know that he's trying to change the topic." Ari: "Is that why you have so much stuff in your room? Your dad just buys you whatever to shut you up?" Kyle: "Yeah, basically, my mom too, whenever I ask her anything about where she's going to be or what's going on with her and my dad she just sticks a wad of cash in my face and tells me to "buy myself something nice." Ari: "Well that isn't too bad right? Your parents don't involve you with their messy parent shit and you get whatever you want." Kyle: "I guess. I mean I can still hear them fighting sometimes but I just shut it out by listening to music or playing some game. It's cool and all but I really just want their love I guess. I'd take that over any game or whatever." Ari: "Yeah, that makes sense. Well. You have me, and Trody, and Kylar, mumbles whatever help he is." Kyle smiles at that. Kyle: "Yeah. I guess I d-" Ari: "OH MY GOD THE FUCKING BARN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU STUPID BITC-"

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This is the second version of this convo I just decided to upload this one instead because it was funnier. (Neighbor au or siblings au. Originally neighbors but can be interpreted as both. Slight Kylar x Kyle.)

Ari and Kyle are sitting on the couch Kyle is playing call of duty world of war and Ari is doing her nails Ari looks pissed while doing her nails Kyle: "You look pissed what's wrong?" Ari: "It's that fucking bitch Emily." Kyle: "What'd she do this time?" Ari: "She started fucking my orap supplier and convinced him to stop supplying me." Kyle: "That sucks." Ari: "It does and now I have to find a new one!" Ari accidentally gets nail polish on her finger. Ari: "AUGRHR" Kyle pauses the game. Kyle: "Here let me do it. Move your stuff to the table." Kyle and Ari move to sitting down on opposite sides of the coffee table in front of the TV. Kyle starts painting Ari's nails. Kyle: "Any other school drama I should know about?" Ari: "Y'know I heard that Kelly started fucking one of the dudes on the lacrosse team." Kyle: "Kylar?" Ari: "Fuck no who the hell would want to fuck Kylar sober." Kyle: "Me." Ari: "Yeah but that's because you're gay." Kyle: "You're gay too." Ari: "And that's why I would fuck Kelly sober." Kyle: "Fair." Ari goes on gossiping.

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Ari visits Kyle's house again because Kyle's mom wanted to talk with Ari's mom. (Neighbors AU)

2am at Kyle's house Ari stumbles in high as shit Kyle's playing call of duty Kyle: "Why the hell are you here?" Ari: "Your mom decided it was a GREAT time to visit my mom so now I'm here." Kyle: "Oh. What are you on?" Ari: "A shit ton of benedryl." Kyle: "Have you got any left?" Ari: "No, I used it all." Kyle: "Damn." Ari staring off into space. Kyle: "Y'know you can use my bed right?" Ari: "I'm too high to sleep. Plus it would be a waste of good drugs." Kyle: "I wouldn't call benedryl "good drugs" but okay, are you just gonna stand there then?" Ari: "No." More standing Kyle: "Are you sure you aren't gonna overdos-" Ari: "What are you playing?" Kyle: "Call of duty: World of War." Ari: "Can I watch?" Kyle: "Sure I guess." Ari moves to sit on the floor and rest against the couch Ari: "How do you play?" Kyle proceeds to explain not only how the game works but the plot of Call of Duty, Call of Duty: Finest Hour, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 2: Big Red One, Call of Duty 3, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: World at War and the leaks of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Ari: "Can I play?" Kyle: "Are you sober enough for that?" Ari: "No." Kyle: "You can play in the morning." Ari: "Okay." Ari falls asleep on the floor after a while and Kyle leaves a blanket on top of her while playing. Ari doesn't see the hatman because Kyle is there to fend him off. Kyle's mom stays at Ari's house for the next 3 days. Kyle taught Ari how to play a lot of games during those 3 days.

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This one was kinda half assed so I might fix it later (Could be siblings or neighbors au. I originally intended it for neighbors au.)

Ari and Kyle are at a family barbecue Ari and Kyle laying on lawn chairs looking at their phones. Ari glances at Kyle Ari: "Hey. Hey Kyle." Kyle playing Order Up or something looks up from his phone Kyle: "What do you want." Ari: "You see that blonde bitch with the shitty highlights over there." Ari nods to her. Kyle: "You mean your aunt Gabriel?" Ari: "Yeah, her." Kyle: "I see her." Ari: "Turns out that she got busted for having a shit ton of Adderall in her house and was selling it to college kids. So now she's out on bail or something and her court dates on Tuesday." Kyle: "Shit really?" Ari: "Yeah." Kyle: "Do you think she would give us some? Like family discounts and everything." Ari: "No, her entire stash got taken away when the cops busted her." Kyle: "Well it wouldn't hurt to ask right?" Ari shrugs. Ari: "I guess not."

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First one I did in the Retrofilmed server (Kyle and Ari neighbors AU)

Ari: Looking over a tube top she just got from a shopping trip. "I think this tube top is gonna make me look fat. You wear it first." Kyle: Laying on Ari's bed looking at his phone then looking to Ari."I am NOT wearing that." 5 minutes later Kyle wearing the tube top awkwardly trying not to stretch it out while Ari is looking him up and down. Ari: "Never mind I think it'll be fine. You can take it off now." Kyle: "I hate being friends with you." Ari helping Kyle get the tube top off. Ari: "Uh huh."

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Intro post

I'm Osmium. I go by all pronouns. If you want a default one go with he/him. I write fanfiction and things like that. Mainly I'm focusing on Class of 09 right now. You can request prompts and fandoms through asks, there's like a 50/50 chance I'll do it depending on motivation and how much I know about the fandom. You can also ask me things other than requesting for writing. 99% chance I'll respond. Depending on how I want to format things/how the requests want me to format things I'll either have my writings be full blown fanfics or just dialogue with some action. This is a sideblog btw.