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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
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"Ma'am, this is a Wendys. Also, there are kids asking their parents uncomfortable questions."
There is only one correct way to drink Cherry Coke.
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this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw
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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!
Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr. Please warn them about this as well.
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Don't blaze your pride posts. Don't fucking give money to the tgirl harassment staff during fucking pride month.
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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Shhhh. There there. Don't cry. It's okay. The tattooed goth futch who lives in your phone is 100% real and wants to do terrible things with you.
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Hmmm I took some cute full body pics that I don't feel confident enough about to post but if u wanna see my huge ass in a cute lil simple matching underwear set, feel free to dm for em :)
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Sometimes your friend manages to capture some really awesome shots of you doing work and you just gotta show it off, right?
Anyways, a huuuuuge thank you to @puppygirllaika for shooting, editing, and cutting this video of me at work on starting on of the bigger tattoos I've ever done. More shots from this session and the final work to come over the next few months.
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Eh fuck it, I know it's not a Tuesday, but here have some tummy.

Some tags here under the cut, lemme know if you wanna be removed or added.
@ash-the-lizard-puppy @thirstyphoenixgirlarsonist @miscling @eggtimeiguess @the-sleepy-succubus @buppydogbellygirl @eruditegeek @trashdogpenultimate @bog-troll @femmchantress @gayspacecow @kissabledyke @lovelyslime @im-so-tethered @burnt-to-cynders
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Has it really been nearly six month since I posted any tummy tuesday pictures? IT HAS.
So, I got a new two piece, so here we are:

@staff: No poles or holes, it's tagged correctly.
Tagging in @xenasaur @catboybiologist @lucyvaleheart @sylvia-in-bloom @lilyblisslys @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @lxladies @coelii and @dee-the-red-witch
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ppl in my notes saying i have a big dick... these are for you ❤️




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This is your reminder I've got fantastic and grabbable hips
@catboybiologist @godless-of-the-hunt @tritiumtgirl @augustaugustaugustgibmonster @five-crows-sharing-a-laptop @whalesharkcat @cutie-chimera @sagasolejma @shakukon-to @scythemouse @germanknifemommy
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