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Ventuswill: What are you doing?

Frey: Making chocolate pudding.

Ventuswill: It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why in the world are you making chocolate pudding?

Frey: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

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Lucy: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Lucas: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Lucy: Yo Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

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Leon: Well, I can’t manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way outta this one, boys.

Dylas: Manslaughter it is.

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Margaret: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Doug: Starfruit?

Margaret: So close! That is a shape.

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Murakumo: [To himself] Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Murakumo: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to a party? He had no body to go with!

Alice: [Laughs] That’s really funny!

Murakumo: [To himself] Well that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

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Dylas: Every year, I give Lest the same gift I give everyone else. A crisp 20 dollar bill.

Dylas: And every year, he gets me something thoughtful and personal.

Dylas: It makes me furious.

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Ventuswill: [To protagonist] Stick to the list and you’ll do great. I have total faith in you.

Ventuswill: [Later, to herself] There’s like a 30% chance they’re gonna die.

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Lest: Uh... why did you two come dressed as each other for Halloween?

Doug: He’s the scariest thing I could think of.

Dylas: Leon said I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Margaret: So, what’s it like dating Dolce?

Lest: Once, I asked her for water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

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Dylas: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Doug: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Selphia Haven: How it Began

Just over a year ago, I decided to make Selphia Haven. I would like to believe most blogs are made just for fun, or in order to show support and love for a special niche.

This blog was originally made for a different purpose.

Please note that my story may hold some triggering subjects for people. Please read at your own risk.

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Frey: FOUR MONTHS!

Vishnal: What’s going on?

Ventuswill: Frey, it’s not a big deal.

Frey: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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Arthur: I currently have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?

Porcoline: Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Doug: Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you two.

Leon: Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Lest: I like your glasses.

Arthur: They’re not for sale.

Lest: [Laughs]

Arthur: Laugh all you want, they’re still not for sale.

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Margaret: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30 minute walk.

Clorica: When I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up.

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Forte: I swing both ways.

Forte: Violently, with my sword.

Forte: Come get some.

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Leon: You can only be what you are. Sly fox, dumb bunny.

Forte: I am NOT a dumb bunny.