overheardatabbeyroad

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John, answering the phone: Hello? Yes? No, I’m sorry, John is dead. *hangs up*

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George: Guess what number I’m thinking of

Ringo: 420

George: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again, and please take this seriously.

John: 69?

George: Yeah, it’s 69

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Paul: Have you ever come across someone more intolerable than yourself?

John: You’re up there.

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Paul: People are constantly asking me, ‘what’s it like to be a sex symbol’?

Paul: *tries to prop his foot up on a chair and falls down*

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Paul: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Ringo: What’s wrong with ‘sticky nut juice’?

Paul: Everything! Every fucking thing!

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Brian meeting the Beatles: I love this whole “good cop, bad cop” thing you two have going on.

George: It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and John isn’t.

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Paul after John beat up Bob Wooler and almost killed him: Why don’t you have a piece of bread and then maybe you’ll calm down?

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“thank you beatlemaniac-queenie”

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Ringo to George: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don’t know why, so I made a list of everything I did yesterday and I’m never going to do them ever again.

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Paul: Thank you for agreeing to see me, George.

George: I didn’t, you just walked in and started talking—

Paul: I don’t have time for a history lesson, George.

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Paul: I don’t have time to tell you how wrong you all are.

Paul:

Paul: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

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John: I overslept.

Paul: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon.

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John: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

John: *rips off paper to reveal “Yoko dying”*

George: Yoko

John: NO!!!

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Brian, walking into his house to all four Beatles in his living room: Hello, people who do not live here!

Beatles: Hey!

Brian: You realize I gave you a key for emergencies only?

John: We were out of Doritos.

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Paul: They arrested John, and you know you get to make one call in jail, so he called Mr. Chow’s and ordered takeout to jail.

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John about Ringo: He was a really good lazer tag partner, too. He’s tiny, so he’s allowed to push kids.

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George: You stupid twink!

John: I’m a bear! I’m a bear!

George: You wish you were a bear!