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Good morning, remember to slow down and enjoy every seconds of doing nothing. Inhale the fresh air, mixed with a peony's soft smell, introducing serenity.

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ISFJ: I have difficulty reading your feelings and emotions

INTJ: I have none of them, how can I help you?

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Colleague: I am sorry, and what you said is right,

I should have managed better.

It is my fold

INTJ: fold > fault

*chat closed*

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Power Play

ISFJ: Do you want to stay working with me?

INTJ: Yes. Oops, I should not say that, that means I am giving you power over me

ISFJ: Indeed

INTJ: Remember, I can always change my mind

ISFJ: .....

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How are you?

Colleague: You work so hard and focussed, you should socialize a bit.

INTJ walking to another colleague desk:

"Our colleague there suggest me to socialize, so, how are you? Do you have anything to discuss?"

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A Broken Sensor

ESTJ: You always are too honest

INTJ in silence: *I just lied to your face a second ago, yet you did not see it*

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The fuck is Wall of Fame

ENTP: If you got nominated, your name will be in that wall

INTJ: What does that mean?

ENTP: You will meet the important people from the higher management

INTJ: What does that mean?

ENTP: You will be famous

INTJ: Oh *while replying a casual text message from the CEO

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The ISFJ Dilemma

ISFJ: "Dont you realize that we often had awkward conversation?"

INTJ: "Which one?"

ISFJ: "When we have the small talks"

INTJ: "I am not good at small talk"

ISFJ: "Me neither"

INTJ: "Shall we stop having small talk then?"

ISFJ: "Nooooo please don't" T.T

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INTJ and Money

ESTJ: "Don't you want more money?"

INTJ: "No, money already chases us."

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Loving Someone...

Other people every single day: 

“How are you?”

“Have you eaten yet?”

INTJ on a special occasion:

Giving the loved one a smart watch to track their health, monitor their stress level, and ensuring they will get emergency help when they got heart attack.

“Cause we clearly love someone who is capable of knowing when to eat and we need them to literally alive”

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The fuck is People Skill

INTJ Dictionary: - Reading human body language - Detecting tone of voice - Keeping track of their mental condition from face reading - Working hard to lower their load so they can deal with their personal shit

World Dicktionary: Asking them "How was your weekend, mine is great. Wanna go to party with me?"

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Ain't looking for the greener grass, but the wilder ones

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#TrueStory

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https://link.medium.com/fXRIPEhEueb

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INTJ and Job

HR: "What if your contract would not be extended?"

INTJ: "Your loss"

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https://link.medium.com/L39geqr6reb

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Other adult women of my age = busy feeding their babies

Me: Trying to fit all Boba bubbles into 1 straw XD