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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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sometimes my favourite ex-dsmp creator I've watched since I was like twelve reblogs art of themself dressed in various costumes and in questionable positions and I think to myself 'wow so much has changed since 2021 this is crazy' and get hit with the crushing truth of my mortality and the passage of time before giggling at the art and smashing the reblog button

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my bedroom doesnt have a door it has a stairwell

No nuance the normal option is only one and i want statistics to prove to my parents that something is deeply wrong with them

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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as someone who very almost died from a paracetamol/acetaminophen overdose in november of 2022, please gods do your research on this! the saltwater "solution" would have literally killed me, it is not a good idea under any circumstance. call your country's emergency number, or if you're scared of that for whatever fucking reason, call poison control. please. "home remedies" like this can kill people. i would have quite literally died without medical intervention, and if i'd had saltwater forced down me, i could have choked or drowned on the saltwater going down, and most definitely would have aspirated and drowned on my own vomit coming back up.

do not do this. you WILL kill them.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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the extremely relaxed nature of the hand hunger is what’s getting me (via wabewrld on tiktok)

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oh

Honestly Steven universe had a pretty normal zillennial adolescence, considering he spent most of his time convincing adult women not to kill themselves

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>:(

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hey man what the fuck why would you drink me /silly

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Visited my university's visual arts masters exhibition today.This piece truly was immersive.The artist note was so touching.

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I love my tumblr mutuals. Oh look its the shark. its the other shark. its the other shark. its the other shark. oh it's someone from fandom A! another person from fandom B! the carpetmuncher! the- oh wait you're a porn bot. oh its the miscellaneous others I have found along the way! oh its someone I know through school! oh its the shark. its the sha

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Abolish Tesla.

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malleable, inorganic, freezing.

pretty kewl

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nuance, again. we have different types of intelligence in completely different fields - jinx can't hold long philosophical debates, but I can't build dangerous explosives out of scrap metal and wishes.

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nuance 😔 arcane spoilers under the cut

jinx is obviously dependent on shimmer after her operation, but it's not a substance abuse issue like it is for some other zaunites - it literally keeps her alive, iirc. so, maybe? yesnt? its not like she has a choice in the matter - its either that or she dies.

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Ive been seeing more and more ai fan 'art' and I just want to say that I'd rather see your shitty photoshop skills and stick figure doodles than the lifeless dead eyed renderings of a forest killing machine that scalped millions of images from real artists. Ty.

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in this house we don’t say “that character is dead”. we say “they’re wounded but they’re alive and are on their way towards making a full recovery on archive of our own fix-it fics”