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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

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Having parents who take interest in your interests is all fun and games until you have to explain to your 56-year-old war veteran father what “serving cunt” means.

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dang's beautiful soliloquy

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Been swirling around ideas of Pippin post-quest. One of the two hobbits that did in fact stare Sauron in the face. Not a fun time.

(also, I did in fact write my own poem this time. Not a common occurance for me whatsoever. Shout out to my poet friend who lovingly pointed out several glaring grammar mistakes that I sadly would not have caught. She's the best)

Anyways! If you want something that deals with the shared trauma between Frodo and Pippin better than I could ever portray- go check out my other friend's fic! We can scream about it in the comments together

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You can take the twink out of the mob, but you can’t take the mob out of the twink 😈🔫🩷🖤✨

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She keeps the dish I made her in art class in 5th grade there, filled with rings and earrings without twins. Maybe I too am holy maybe I too deserve praise

spilled perfume prinkled with dusted coated the top, strewn with tangled jewelry and old coins and a beautiful wooden box..

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this is so random but i love the way sulu always turns around to look at whoevers in charge when he gets nervous. its such a consistent thing its gotta be an intentional character choice either by the writers/directors or by george. they always cut to that angle looking at the viewscreen to show him doing it as well.

maybe he gets reassurance just from looking at the captain being all stoic and calm. maybe hes waiting for him to give a command. maybe he's just thinking "you seeing this shit??"

who knows. not me. but its just so. human. i love that every character in this show feels like a person with their own quirks and personalities.

also i just love sulu

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Shocking footage exclusively published by Al-Jazeera shows Israeli occupation forces demolishing the ancient Greater Mosque in Khan Yunis. Another video from an Israeli soldier's GoPro captures the raiding of a mosque and the burning of all Quran copies inside.

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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Okay so I should probably start uploading my oil paintings here.

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

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I think this about sums my thoughts up

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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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…was the soundtrack good, at least?

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Saving Kids, Granting Wishes, The Family Business 🩷💚💜