hell Yes
Punt a Little Freak (0/500m).
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Thought Gained - Anti Woke Ray
-2 Composure Your temper can't handle the amount of women everywhere
+1 Half Light Hatred of wokeness drives you forward
These minorities are becoming majorities. You miss the good old days of playing your favourite apolitical games like Metal Gear Solid. Someone needs to teach these wokies a lesson. For this you need a weapon of mass destruction. A weapon of mass sleepiness.
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the inquisitive young scholar
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BREAKING NEWS: LIBERAL discovers new element WOKIUM
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I'm on a sea god diet. I see god and I poseidon
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my spidersona, spider-beetle
parasite beetle getting powers from its host. it's unclear whether the host is alive or not. the beetle can only speak through the host. (they/them cause there's two of them.)
origin story:
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What would you do in the trolley problem. Dont get fucking creative with me boy i know you would answer something like "ohoho i would shoot a rocket launcher at the trolley" No. I dont accept that. What would you do. Save 1 person by doing nothing or Save 5 by pulling the lever. Only those options. What would you do.
you are a fool. save 5. Obviously. are you some sort of. Fool. My fans will tear the straybeetle empire to the ground
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I shake you by the hand
Is shaken. Wowhhahawahahwagohbubbhhuohuh
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minecraft or terraria
answer wisely
Bro. the sunset or the sunrise. Love or friendship. Peeled apple vs unpeeled apple. You play them both at the same time
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who aare you
im the man the myth the oz. hallelujah
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