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literally crying laughing at this

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sometimes nifty characters come from lousy media, but they still deserve a loving home! and that's where fanfic comes in

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Happy Normal Trip East Day!

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still feel like we have not appropriately tapped into the comedy goldmine that is: Dracula's first canonical appearance features him wearing a goofy hat and a huge false beard. this is uproarious. this is rib-tickling! this has so many implications!!!

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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

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today we are going to learn about horses

horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal

horse fact 2: horses are partially trees

horse fact 3: got frogs in em

these are all the facts we have about horses.

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So, to recap, Hayato Suo:

Does basically everything with a permanent smile on his face (it's NOT always reassuring).

Wears an eyepatch and we absolutely do not know if there is a working eye beneath it.

He claims there is a Chinese spirit under the aforementioned eyepatch. In the character book he states this seal was "about to be broken", whatever that means.

He introduces himself as Leonardo Fucking Dicaprio for some reason.

He is touchy.

He calls other guys "Cutie" (derogatory) (is it only derogatory?).

He teases people (Sakura) as if it's second nature.

He can (and might) actually kill you.

His Hobby is freaking Human Observation which leads to his best subject being Chem and his freaking best skill being World Manipulation.

His favorite music is Folk Music.

His dream is the Emancipation of Slaves (which. Holy Moly Ravioli. The others listed a gf or a trip and there he goes).

Has a Master and Brothers (Relatives? Other disciples of this Master?) we know absolutely nothing about.

He NEVER eats. The single panel in the manga where he is shown eating has been "corrected" in the anime adaptation with him handing the food to Nirei. And he claims to be on a (unspecified) diet.

He has yet to go all-out.

Berates others on what it takes to be an adult (he is at most 16).

He claims to be a "chill guy" (spoilers, he is not)

What is wrong with him.

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔 

Ready to break up with Google?

So are we!

We’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.

Check out the full list over on the blog!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

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May 5: An exciting yet questionable trip for our good friend Jonathan Harker :))

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The Galeón Andalucía is a replica of a 17th century Warship now in London, St. Katherine’s dock just by the Tower of London. This is her heading up river passing royal Greenwich, to Tower Bridge.

Source

Music ICARUS (Orchestral Version) (feat. ARKAI)

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Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!

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MY GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER HAS SENT ME AN EMAIL!

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I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

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It's always "biting/fangs are a metaphor for penetration and sex in Dracula" until that scene where it's very implied that Dracula bit and drank from Jonathan in his sleep

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run b(orz)oi run