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my metal gear is solid right now

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kotone

this girl messaged me and she was like "we should hang out sometime!!" and I swear I was going to be normal but this is the second time in like 2 days that shes said that so instead i was totally weird and SHE HASNT RESPONDED and i just wanna like die die dieee im literally the worsr

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gaslighting myself into ignoring major spoilers

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this is literally smth i love and hate Homestuck for

I love it because it breaks down character dynamics into the like basic components and allows more unique ships. I hate it because of the ppl who like Incest

as time goes on my interesting in shipping (for homestuck) (that's really the only fandom i'm in) has just gone down lower and lower because i used to see "shipping" as just "characters who were compatible in some way". for example i would look at karkat and feferi and be like "they didn't interact much but a lot was going on with the two of them in terms of their themes and how those themes intersect. and since romantic relationships are "more complex" or "better" or "more potent" than other relationships the natural progression is to ship them together romantically" but the stuff that would make them potentially interesting as a pairing isn't inherently romantic at all. and i feel like that goes for a lot of if not most of the characters. homestuck to me is way more centered on the idea of friendship (and family sometimes but moreso friendship) than romance and when characters have something important going on between them the interesting part is usually not inherently romantic

even the characters that start dating where their romantic attraction IS very important is based on their initial friendship..!! vrisrezi wouldn't be nearly as meaningful if they weren't friends first, same with dirkjake, etc. arasol is such a popular ship and they only dated once when they were 8 years old…. their relationship from that point on is SO important to who they are but it isn't even inherently romantic after the fact, but people see romance as the "natural progression" from there so clearly they "should" date once they get the chance to do so again. my point is i wish people would pay more attention to some of the non-romantic aspects of relationships in hs because i really think that's what takes center stage within the story most of the time (not ALL of the time of course there are definitely parts where romance is important. but you get what i'm saying)

and then of course to take that a step further and be even more of a hater i'm so tired of people taking stuff and putting it into a romantic context when it's entirely unnecessary…. i made a video with dave and karkat bickering and people tagged it as davekat for no reason. literally that post about dirk and john meeting each other that people kept tagging as dirkjohn for no reason. i'll make posts about the alpha kids being friends and doing stuff together and someone went through my entire blog tagging all of these as "alphacule" for no reason. i'll draw dirk and hal literally just looking at each other and someone will tag it as dirkhal. girl they're just looking at each other. seeing someone liveblog collide and they go "did anyone else think dirk and dave should've kissed >_<??" no i actually don't think they would do that. it's so dark in here

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"i would never detransition just to make people like me" okay you obviously haven't been bullied very much

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9/11 reblog

bro strider why didnt you stop the pl ishould stop

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Lift-off!

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guys i know what i said about 1984 but im experiencing CRAZY brainrot right now sorry sorry

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bro for a hot minute i thought this was woe begone

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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bro i hate not getting to post cringe on main i HATE it

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no way the same guy who wrote charlottles web did a book called One Mans Meat 😭😭😭

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there are 2 interpretations of this ship and i love both of them

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someone left a comment on my fic but ao3 is down and i cant see it im dying plspls pls

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getting secondhand embarrassment reading 1984. what do you mean you had sex with her as an act of rebellion. come on let's not lie to ourselves George Orwell. you just couldn't keep your mangy paws off a sex scene, especially one that involves a significantly younger woman. you published this book. your mom probably read it. i bet she rolls in her grave just thinking about it.

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i love chatrooms because i just made a friend who lives in russia and we don't even speak the same language we had to use google translate

but it was fun! we had a fun time

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i was in advisory and the teacher wouldn't stop yapping so i did a 9 11 reenactment with the markers for my friend