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As a kid, when I saw a limousine I expected there was some rich or famous person inside. Now, I expect It’s packed with trashy high school kids sharing one bottle of cheap sparkling wine.

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When bitches get up in my business

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All millennials when they finally think their financially safe and have their shit together.

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I feel that. I was in journalism for a few years and that bitch just fucked up.

im screamisnf hdsuajnxz

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It’s because she’s a strong woman and that’s a no no

Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.

I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.

Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????

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Whoaaaa, we’re halfway there,

Whoaaaa.....

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Nope.

I was giving them both directions on how to drive through a walkie talkie

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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

This Halloween they should make Google’s homepage “Ghoulgle”

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This is the worst day of my life.

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When I was a lil tot and my grandmother was watching me, I would run up to her and ask her to play. Sometimes, she responded in an exasperated, fatigued voice, “I can’t honey, I’ve got a bone in my leg.” I would walk away all concerned and sad for her.

No joke, I did not understand she was fucking with me until I was like 19.

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It’s a super good chance too, you should bet someone on it and make your money back.

I am slaving myself away in college, studying constantly, not getting enough rest, not eating right, stressing myself out with assignments and exams… Hoping to “make it” one day, but there’s a chance that I might not and that these miserable, expensive years may be for naught.

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this.

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

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‘Oh my - !’ shrieked Hermione, as she and Ron caught up with Harry and gazed upwards at the giant now trying to seize people through the window above. ‘DON’T!’ Ron yelled, grabbing Hermione’s hand as she raised her wand. ‘Stun him and he’ll crush half the castle - ’

This is so important. Like, this tiny moment demonstrates the way these two think, and how they think differently. (And that doesn’t make either of them smarter or dumber. (ง︡’-‘︠)ง)

But like - Hermione approaches this situation in a very problem-solution way of thinking: Giant is threat to people around him, so get rid of giant. Ron - and I would expect to less from a person who’s been playing chess for so long, and so well - has more of a cause and effect way of thinking. And in this moment, he thinks a step further than Hermione - he realises Stunning the giant will come with consequences as well, and these must be taken into account. 

Classic chess player.

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best god damn literary analogy of Ron/Hermione’s relationship dynamic I’m having all of the feels

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#relationshipgoals

Triforce Of Love

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When the squad manages to ditch the karen

hipster blog

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To those who spend their days depressed that no one will ever love them:

How do you expect someone to love you, if you don’t first learn to love yourself?