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I swear- I swear Fortnite Chris Mclean is stalking me.

I wasn't even in the tags! I was just browsing my dash while taking a break from the art pieces I'm working on... and this is one of the first fucking things I see!

It's stalking me I tell you!

Why does he look like that??????

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Today's a hectic day.

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Oh my gosh! Kyri, I'm so sorry!

I just noticed I left out the last paragraph!

Fuck!

I had to remove it so I could adjust the picture placement as I find it easier to edit shit in posts when there's nothing else in the way, so I copied it to my clipboard and deleted it, but I guess I must have forgotten to put it back.

I'm so sorry. A lot's happened over the past few days.

(I had a medical scare legit the day before making that post, so I was very loopy)

Here's the paragraph.

(technically paragraphs, but I had copied it all as one passage, so...)

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I mean, no hate by this, I actually find it hilarious how my brain was mulling over this so much it got to the point where I was practically drowning in a massive whirlpool of my own making I was already freaking out about it when I made the ask, and admittedly completely misinterpreted your answer and could only think to draw out my frustration.

Again, I mean no hate, nor am I particularly upset. My sleep deprived ADHD brain was just being a bitch.

I sincerely hope you have a wonderful day and I'm looking forward to the new update.

Lots of Love~ ❤️

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Again, I'm really sorry. I'm such a dumbass lol.

I really hope I didn't offend you in any way. I'm being completely honest when I say I never expected you to reply, much less see this. I mean, yeah, I tagged you, but I went into this fully believing my little vent post would go unnoticed in the sea of notifications you probably get every day.

This was purely to air out my brain worms, I never intended for it to come off in a negative way.

I, again, hope you have a wonderful day, and I look forward to both the finale and the takeover.

Lots of Love~ ❤️

@kyri45

Remember this ask:

This spawned after I remembered that Wukong is AFAB in your AU and that he could technically carry, which ruined my day!

So, I asked you that very important question.

And you answered by dangling a fucking carrot in my face!

I have ADHD. Kyri! This was an act of violence!

I knew no peace for DAYS!

This comic was the result.

I hope you're happy!

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Kyri, I was going back through your posts after making my previous post and found this...

Me when I spend days freaking out about Wukong being pregnant and possibly experiencing gender dysphoria in the spin-off and then later seeing someone's made an Au where Wukong goes through exactly that:

I can write and post two fics at once, right?

My new fic is based on the BioParent Second Star comic by @kyri45 (read the original comic and the spin off if you haven't already, they're incredible!

Enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65092855/chapters/167394577

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@kyri45

Remember this ask:

This spawned after I remembered that Wukong is AFAB in your AU and that he could technically carry, which ruined my day!

So, I asked you that very important question.

And you answered by dangling a fucking carrot in my face!

I have ADHD. Kyri! This was an act of violence!

I knew no peace for DAYS!

This comic was the result.

I hope you're happy!

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Absolute. Fucking. Queen!

Kyri.

Out of the entire comic. This is my all-time favourite panel. By. Fucking. Far.

It's gonna be super hard to top this.

It literally bumped the Shadowpeach kiss down to 2nd, and I don't even fucking know if the fucking baby reveal is gonna top it, that's how much I love this fucking panel!

This panel basically encapsulates all my love for Guanyin in a single image. There's so much love and care in her eyes!

I love how her initial (and reasonable) confusion was immediately followed by acceptance!

Guanyin: Why tf are you asking me? I mean- don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna help. But there are other people you can ask who, and I say this gracefully, are much better suited.

Wukong: Li Jing literally tried to force our son into Heavenly servitude not that long ago.

Guanyin: Ah, yes, completely understandable. No worries, fam, I gotchu.

The fact that she just instantly agreed to keep it a secret for them is just-

She's like:

"Y'know what? Fuck Heaven, fuck the universe, and especially fuck Li Jing! My monkey brother/son and his emo-theatre-kid-ass husband deserve to be happy!"

Like-

Kyri, her smile. Her. Fucking. Smile.

Look at it!

Look at it!

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!!

deep inhale

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

They say actions speak louder than words, and that smile is screaming! She's so happy for these monkeys!

Fuck man- it's just- everything with Guanyin just makes me happy! She's such a G! I love her so much!

Awww im glad you liked it so much! Guanyin rocks. She is best godmother ever.

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I call dibs on bringing casserole.

I have a feeling that when The Child™️ will be born this whole fandom is gonna celebrate the biggest baby shower of this hellsite.

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Ayo!!!

corporate needs you to find the difference between these two images (/j)

they are the same picture

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So, I recently decided to rewatch LMK while working on my FanFic for it, so I'm not relying solely on my memory.

The problem with that is that I live in Canada, meaning I don't have access to Peacock, and the playlists I had been using to watch the Lego Monkie Kid had apparently been killed off by the copyright gods.

Fortunately, due to the fact that I am very familiar with the process of searching for indirect media sources, it took me roughly 5 minutes to find a YouTube playlist with all the episodes (+specials) in English.

Honestly, I blame all those Gravity Falls upload videos where the episode was Daycored, shrunk down into a widget, flipped backwards, given some weird yellow border, and was then shoved into the bottom right hand corner while some weird water or light effect gif played in the background.

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Alrighty!

Here's everyone's favourite trio!

Mk's turned out a bit darker than I'd hoped, so apologies if it's not the best quality.

Close ups

Enjoy!

AAAGGHHH!!!

@kyri45

To celebrate the approaching Finale, I went back to the beginning and filtered through to find one picture of each Monkey Man (Plus Red Son and Mei) to redraw!

After... roughly two hours, I have finished the Shadowpeach piece!

Behold!!! My remarkably rushed drawing that, for some reason, still took me over two hours to complete!

Close ups.

This one bit my ass so much! I had to redraw his fucking arms FOUR TIMES!!

Honestly, I couldn't tell which outfit he was wearing in this one, so I chose the blue scarf one.

Did I seriously take the time to fully draw out this little post doodle me after lamenting over how long the piece took?

Yes, yes I did.

Do I know why?

No, no I don't.

Was it worth it?

Maybe.

Oh!

Here's two panels that didn't really make the cut.

I love these, but Mac's stance in the first one was too enticing, and the shear emotions on Wukong's face when he removes his glamour is just *chefs kiss*

I'll have the Traffic Light Trio's pic done and up hopefully by the end of the day.

So stay tuned.

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AAAGGHHH!!!

@kyri45

To celebrate the approaching Finale, I went back to the beginning and filtered through to find one picture of each Monkey Man (Plus Red Son and Mei) to redraw!

After... roughly two hours, I have finished the Shadowpeach piece!

Behold!!! My remarkably rushed drawing that, for some reason, still took me over two hours to complete!

Close ups.

This one bit my ass so much! I had to redraw his fucking arms FOUR TIMES!!

Honestly, I couldn't tell which outfit he was wearing in this one, so I chose the blue scarf one.

Did I seriously take the time to fully draw out this little post doodle me after lamenting over how long the piece took?

Yes, yes I did.

Do I know why?

No, no I don't.

Was it worth it?

Maybe.

Oh!

Here's two panels that didn't really make the cut.

I love these, but Mac's stance in the first one was too enticing, and the shear emotions on Wukong's face when he removes his glamour is just *chefs kiss*

I'll have the Traffic Light Trio's pic done and up hopefully by the end of the day.

So stay tuned.

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Aksjwsbdjwkn

WTF IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?

I just got excited!

First:

@kyri45 says she'll tag me and link the ask post if anyone asks her how chaos magic works:

Post

Then I get these:

Then this happened

And now:

This!

@cutvdo added the fucking ask post in their Shadowpeach Bio Parents au summary post!?

I wasn't expecting this!! Why is this happening!?

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KYRI!!! I'M VIBRATING AGAIN!!! I REPEAT!!! I AM VIBRATING AGAIN!!!

Kyri!!

I am fucking vibrating!

In my FanFic serious The Westward Sun.

(Still a WIP so it's not posted)

MK finds out he's Macaque and Wukong's son by, and lets run through the list here:

1: accidentally manipulating his shadow, 2: finding a second pair of ears while washing dust out of his mane after training his monkey form, and 3: realising that practically speed running through the training that THE Sun Wukong spent literal years learning isn't really possible if you don't already possess the magic.

So he confronts Nüwa.

(Haven't figured out how, again, still a WIP)

And, after quite literally screaming at her for answers, she goes on to explain the nature of Order and Chaos.

(Because he definitely needs a culture/ history lesson whilst in the middle of an existential crisis.)

One can not exist without the other.

To have true Chaos, you must maintain a semblance Order. To have true Order, you must maintain a semblance of Chaos.

There must be a Method to the Madness and a sense of Madness within the Method.

It's the Balance of the Universe, so to speak.

So, to create a true Harbinger of Chaos. She'd have to combine the two elements of that balance.

The nature of Order and Chaos is:

Energetic and Calm.

Impulsive and Rational.

Open and Reserved.

Bold and Soft.

Careless and Cautious.

Optimistic and Pessimistic.

Abrasive and Gentle.

Like the Sun and the Moon

Now, after that explaination, MK points out that, since she doesn't need exsisting life to make new life, she easily could've done all of that combining the elements thing without actually using the energies of two monkey men with the biggest "divorced couple" vibe in the Universe.

So why?

(Actual exerpt from the chapter below)

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She hummed at the question, raising a hand and tapping at her chin, just under her bottom lip, with her index knuckle as a thoughtful expression graced her face. Her eyes, curious and gentle, examined the little monkey before her, studying him in a way that, for some fucking reason entirely unbeknownst to him, could only be described as sympathetic.

After what seemed like years, her eyebrows flew to the nonexistent ceiling above them, as if she had reqched an unexpected epiphany. Eventually, a chuckle left her, followed by another, then another, and more until Nüwa's voice had disolved into pleasant laughter. It was warm and sweet, wafting through the empty air like the scent of fresh bread.

MK felt his shoulders relax, feeling at ease with the sudden change in atmosphere as the Goddess' laughter increased, every giggle and snort bouncing against the nonexistent walls surrounding them.

"You know-" She paused, allowing a bubble of laughter to pass her lips "-it's the funniest thing!" Another giggle.

She placed a hand on her chest, smiling at him.

"I... I don't really know myself!" She didn't even try to bite back the giggle escaping her, eyes once again studying him, this time with care.

"It just felt right."

Mk went to respond, mouth opening and closing in confusion, like a fish.

Only to find himself back in his room in the blink of an eye.

Literally.

"Holy shit... Mei's gonna flip."

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I've been working on The Westward Sun ever since S3 came out and did a whole lot of rewriting after S4 & 5, so I was super proud of that idea.

And then I got distracted, and a little overwhelmed, and worried that it might've been a bit of a stretch.

You have no fucking idea how excited I got when reading this and the previous chapter! I was vibrating!

Like:

"Yes! I'm not the only one who had this idea! It's not as far-fetched as I was worrying it was! I'm so fucking excited!"

And now here I am.

Also, just reading the comic has helped me improve my drawing skills. Do you have any idea how easy it is to draw clothing wrinkles now? I used to have so much trouble getting wrinkles to look nice, and failing because they ended looking too detailed, then I experimented with the way you draw them (which I assume is roughly inspired by Studio Ghibli films)

And it's fucking easy now!?

You're a beautiful human being.

Have a nice day.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

This is an absolutely beautiful explaination on how Chaos can work!! I wanna steal that (joking, I wont of course) but I'll definetely tag you and link this post if anyone ask me how chaos magic work because you describe it beautifully!

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June 3rd was Phineas-pocalypse, but I missed it. Because I was moving, and I was/ am really sad about it.

So, to quell that sadness, I decided to browse the hellish shitposts celebrating such a glorious day and found this gem.

And now I shall spread this further.

Enjoy.

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Mood

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Why do I feel the need to be stupid?

I'm really intelligent, yet I always feel the need to be stupid.

Why do I make dumb decisions?

I don't get it.

The human brain is one of the smartest, most complex machines in existence.

Yet it's capable of so much stupidity.

It's disgustingly marvelous.