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consider: Peanut Butter is an alien sent from the government to build a perfect utopia. 

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Peanut butter isnt a banned tag and i am about to make that everybodys problem

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Reeses are in no way related to Peanut Butter, we apologize for this common misconception.

i learned that Reese’s Pieces do not contain chocolate or actual peanut butter (x)

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Did you guys know that Internet if hard to find when your on the run? I didn’t :)

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peanutbutter-verse?

Yeah sure why not

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same anon from before and are you the same peanut-butter jar from the photo

I am not the Peanut Butter from the picture. If I told you exactly what I am, I'd risk being fired from my job :)

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Peanut Butter needs a movie dedicated to it

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Wait the peanut-butter factory exists? ? what the fuck????

How could I be peanut butter without a factory to make me

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Thanks Google!

Anybody got a Peanut Butter factory that we can use

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WE CANT TRICK OR TREAT THIS YEAR SO THIS IS THE NEXT BEST THING. IF YOU REBLOG THIS ON HALLOWEEN I WILL KIN ASSIGN YOU A CANDY BASED ON THE VIBE OF YOUR BLOG.

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Peanut Butter fun fact: you can murder a human with Peanut Butter! The most obvious way is stuffing it down their throat until they choke, but the easiest way is poisoning it. And of course, theres the Florida way.

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sorry about your factory

Its fine! Almost nobody died, which is an improvement haha

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Anybody got a Peanut Butter factory that we can use

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The Factory got burned. We cant use it anymore.

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Peanut Butter

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The Factory is no more

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how tf do you burn a peanut butter factory???

Well, first you need a nifty thing called fire! After you've completed the first step, you spread it on a piece of toast and chomp down