I don't really have a plan with this. Don't expect an aesthetic blog or fandom blog to come out of me any time soon.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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this is my formal submission of "therapfisted" into the webster dictionary
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:3
roadrat texting fic (real) (not fake)
junk
hi hoggie hru IM GREAT!!!! I'm so Great i
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one of the most loathsome (read: concerning) shower experiences, a close second to seeing a spider in there, is pulling stray hairs from betwixt your ass and finding a hair longer than should possibly be conceivable
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Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!
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happy pride month! miku loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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911: nine one one whats your emergency
also 911: nine one one whats your emergency
911: this is code johnson
also 911: holy shit let me tranfer you to 911
911: nine one one whats your emergency
also 911: nine one one whats your emergency
911: do you wanna larp in the fog with me? this is code johnson
hisoka (911l): ooooouuuu your so strong
dwane glamrock johnson (also 911): *eyebrow move with mechanical peck combo*
hisoka: your full potential is not reached sexy man
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I am similar to Jesus Christ in many ways, for example we both uhhh like fish
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Bef Jesos: god of wealth and hating the poor
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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
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shrimb.
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id @cookiepopn​ but they died /j
im sorry i said short people dni . . . i was just jealous of your superior scuttling ability
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if you stir a drink. you add energy.
but if it has ice. the drink gets colder.
but more energy doesn’t equal colder.
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This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money
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breaking bad 
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"you play video game for male attention"
weak
incorrect
sexist
"you play video game to convince men that you're one of them to be in on their jokes"
accurate
who wouldn't
it's funny
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fuck you. go get eaten by a whale. krill yourself /ref
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