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Sup it’s The Maze System

HI how are you???? <3 i look at this app maybe once a month, i'm so sorry 😭 it's nice to see you guys here :]

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Ed: i will always be baffled by the fact that you've seen me and are still like "i'd hit that"

Oswald: LMFAOO?????

Oswald: i'd hit it so hard

Oswald: i'd hit it every night for the rest of my life

Ed: i'm down

Oswald: i love you

Oswald: you did not just say "i'd hit that"

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Oswald: i'm so lucky to have you

Oswald: and i'm sorry our situation sucks so bad

Oswald: we'll make it work :-)

Ed: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

Ed: we'll figure it out

Ed: i've shot you

Ed: it can't get any worse

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Oswald: i think riddler looks more like cory..?? but no that man is terrifying

Ed: you're right

Ed: ewww /lh

Ed: riddler does have the "cory squint"

Oswald: YEAH HE DOES

Ed: i hate it

Ed: like bitch open your eyes

Oswald: cmon it's kinda

Oswald: anyways

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Oswald: i'm too gay to grow facial hair

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Oswald: i know who i married

Ed: hamilton

Oswald: hamilton reference

Oswald: if you ever cheat on me i'll cut your balls OFF

Oswald: you'll think it's an innocent blow-job, innocent make-up sex, but no i bite your balls right off

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Oswald: men 🙄🙄🙄

Oswald: you're men , ed, sorry /lh

Ed: leave me aloneeeeee 😭

Oswald: lan and i will single you out to tease you about being the most man .

Ed: nO

Oswald: you're myyyy man<33

Ed: BABY I AM STILL QUEER AF I AM NOT 100% MAN

Oswald: I KNOW

Oswald: you’re at least 70% man

Ed: THAT IS SUCH A SPECIFIC PERCENTAGE??

Oswald: 60%

Ed: WHAT

Ed: WHY ARE YOU GOING DOWN

Oswald: 10% my baby

Ed: 60% man

Ed: 10% babygirl

Ed: what's the other 30%

Oswald: 30% oswald’s

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Oswald: this sounds so weird but you have man lips

Ed: WHAT

Oswald: idk

Oswald: be euphoric now /j

Ed: never EVER say the phrase "man lips" to me

Ed: ever again

Ed: jesus christ

Oswald: ED IM SO SORRY

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Ed: there was a tumblr poll where we were pitted against the good omens guys and we were losing 😭

Oswald: i know the good omens guys, they're pretty cute >:(

Ed: tall & grumpy × short & bubbly it's like the opposite of us

Oswald: they attended OUR wedding. so who's cuter.

Ed: THEY WHAT

Oswald: THEY WERE AT OUR WEDDING

Oswald: AZIRAPHALE MADE TEA CAKES

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Oswald: i love you

Oswald: i was gonna say something but it sounds super weird

Ed: please say it

Oswald: you know how babies have a smell

Ed: help shdjdbdp

Ed: do i have a baby smell

Oswald: you have like ,, a baby smell😭 you smell good

Ed: nooooooooooo

Oswald: you do <333

Oswald: you're my baby

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i just want to dress them up ib

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this is my offering for the scarecrow fandom. it isn't much, but it's all i've got...

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Ed: every day i stray farther from god

Ed: god is the self-restraint to not watch gotham

Oswald: eddie don't 😭😭

Ed: but but but :(

Ed: ozzieeee

Ed: on my big screen

Oswald: eddieeeee

Ed: :((( prettyyyyy

Oswald: do you want to see me have the shit beat out of me 😭😭😭

Ed: nO

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Lana: he is cis.

Ed: Ozzie?

Lana: yeah

Ed: ...

Ed: *stifled laughter*

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Ed: how did you move like a worm on a string

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Oswald: ed hehehe ehehehehe

Oswald: WHY DID IT AUTOCORRECT

Oswald: HELP

Oswald: I DDI NOT

Ed: THE GREMLIN LAUGHTER

Ed: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oswald: hhrthrrghrgrhrhe

Ed: better

Oswald: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE UNINTELLIGIBLE HORNY SOUNDS

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humming "so this is love" from cinderella

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I finally did it! I started working on this months ago, but I completely forgot about it until recently going into my photos and seeing it again. So now it's finished for everyone to enjoy!

(sorry for ed's minimal look, I saw a gif of him I thought was so cute and I drew his image from that!)

(just so y'all know, all I did was use this meme I saw on Pinterest and drew both my boys on it!)