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bringing back a classic

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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

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where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

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hold on something just happened

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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"

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lmfaoooo wtf

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Chapter 12 of We Tremble Like Leaves About to Let Go is here!

And that concludes this fic! I'll continue writing for this pairing for a while yet, I reckon. For now, enjoy the suspense as we wait for the next fic!

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My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

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no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect

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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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HOW MANY CHILDREN????????