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Petula's Patch
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ACTOR - ORGANIC GARDENER - HUMAN BEING - A blog starring my vegie patch with a strong support cast of zero waste, homesteading and eco living ideas.
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petula-xx · 4 days ago
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Today is the Winter Solstice.
Tonight we sleep long.
Tomorrow we start stealing back daylight from the North.
The journey to Summer begins at midnight.......
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petula-xx · 10 days ago
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Cauliflower plant leaves become dinner. Served with Asian sauce and Jasmine rice.
Asian sauce ingredients: oyster sauce, garlic, soy sauce, sugar, vegetable oil, sesame oil.
Pantry staples + plant leaves = frugal yummy dinner!
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petula-xx · 11 days ago
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Cardboard Capture
I was working in the garden today prepping beds when I saw my neighbour wrestling a huge cardboard box to the kerb. Her new couch had arrived in the box.
Like a fly on shit I was over there is seconds. Moments later the cardboard was in my hands and on its way into the garage.
It was an opportunistic kill. The wounded box came by and I pounced. Then dragged it back into my lair for dismemberment and deployment in the garden.
Circle of life.
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petula-xx · 12 days ago
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Note to self:
The Spring Onions need harvesting a bit more regularly.
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petula-xx · 13 days ago
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Do you hear the people sing?
Have just seen footage of Donald Trump and Melania arriving at a performance of Les Miserables.
Oh the irony. I wonder if he recognised what the story is actually about?
He was probably rooting for Javert and the Thenardiers.....
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petula-xx · 16 days ago
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petula-xx · 19 days ago
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I've got this image in my mind right now of Elon Musk in a birthday cake shop saying "Yes, I'd like to cancel an order...."
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petula-xx · 21 days ago
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Odd Bod Soup Supper
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Here's another 'use what you've got on hand' meal creation.
Ingredients:
Home made vegetable stock
Home grown spring onion and cauliflower leaf
Left over roast chicken
Ramen noodles
Soy sauce, sesame oil, ginger powder, dried chiili flakes, sesame seeds
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petula-xx · 28 days ago
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petula-xx · 1 month ago
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Her stalk's on a bit funny but apart from that she's a beautifully coloured late Autumn capsicum.
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petula-xx · 1 month ago
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At the end of the season I was left with 3 immature pumpkins on dying vines. Very frustrating.
So I've chopped and gutted them and will boil the chunks. Then scrape out what usable flesh I can. This pulp will then end up in a cake as it's probably not tasty enough for table eating.
Waste not.
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petula-xx · 1 month ago
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L to R: Autumn leaves, dried lawn clippings, shredded corn stalks.
The Autumn home garden resource collecting is well under way!
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petula-xx · 1 month ago
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These birds are so full of plastic you can hear them 'crunch' | ABC NEWS
I just came across this video. I knew that birds were ingesting plastic but this is horrifically next level.
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petula-xx · 2 months ago
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It's that time of the year again!!!!!
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petula-xx · 2 months ago
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26 days until Winter and this Purple King climbing bean seedling has emerged. It is in the same bed I grew its parents in over Summer and I'm guessing it is the result of a dropped seed that missed being harvested.
This has me a bit puzzled. This is clearly not a sound reproductive strategy. The seed has sprouted at the end of, an admittedly very warm, Autumn. This plant will not survive to reproduce however. Winter weather will kill it.
Had I not seed saved then this would also be the fate of every bean produced over Summer. They all would've dried on the vine then dropped to the ground and started growing at the wrong time of year.
Without human intervention (me seed saving) how would these bean plants actually successfully reproduce themselves?
Discuss.
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petula-xx · 2 months ago
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You'd have to think that the IOC (International Olympic Committee) would be having a lot of sleepless nights about the 2028 Olympic games right now.
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petula-xx · 2 months ago
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Same goes for the planting dates on the label.
"i don't need to label these seedlings. i'll remember."
my love, that is the devil speaking, and you must ignore him.
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