My name is Krissten with 2 s's. Weird, I know. I currently live in Philadelphia, Pa. I like a lot of things including but not limited to: cats, coffee, books, Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Emma Stone, anything and anyone involved in The Avengers, Criminal Minds, Suits, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Teen Wolf, laughing, Darren Criss, Parks & Rec, french fries, and the ocean. But One Direction stole my soul a while back and I'm not sorry about it. .
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#sams #pizza #wildwood #yum
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Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.
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Hipsters named Anna are really doing themselves a disservice if none of their usernames are "indie-anna"
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shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
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i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do
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i’m gonna pop some tags, only got 20 thousand dollars in my pocket
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MLK: It's 2013 and there's still not a single black child in the band One Direction.
Obama: I mean, do you think there are any that want to be?
MLK: Probably not.
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what i have learned from talking about my feelings
it’s better to not talk about my feelings
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