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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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Don't worry, I've got reinforcements.

*ahem* Go forth, my voidling!

Cleanse this individual of thy horrors they've encountered! No terfs shall ruin this or any other fine day evermore!

I’ve been seeing too many terfs today so if ANY trans person can interact with this post that would be deeply appreciated.

Please save me from this hell.

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friends

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So apparently the US government officially recognizes giving trans healthcare to kids as “chemical and surgical mutilation.”

Not only this, but the Department of Health and Human Services released an official whistleblower website that allows people to report medical professionals that give said “mutilation” to trans children.

It would be a SHAME if someone were to write up a bunch of fake reports and spam them to the website (while using a VPN). A real shame indeed.

Anyway, I warned them about a certain Dr. Ludwig who gave me various primate organs while doing my top surgery (real)

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This is canon and no one can tell me otherwise

POV: Sniper is a bug entusiast

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To whatever god decided to give humans seasonal allergies: Your days are fucking numbered, me and my fucked up airways are coming for you.

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tf2 themed drag queen named Anita Dispenser

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I'm sorry, I can't NOT reblog the HeavyMedic master post if I see it.

Are we not gonna talk about the source filmmaker banner

How much more proof do we need lol

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There are sirens outside my house 👁️

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So I was driving to pick up a takeout order…

And I looked in the rear view mirror and saw these two people BUMPIN IT to whatever music they were listening to and whoever they are, I hope their night is just as much of a vibe as that car ride because holy fuck they looked so happy and hyped up <3

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Can we talk about how Medic would 100% be an ally to the trans community?

Like this is a man of science. Even if he doesn't understand right away, you bet your ass he's looking into it and doing all the research possible once he first hears about the topic. Before joining Team Fortress, he's probably done top and bottom surgeries on random people without even realizing that it's top/bottom surgery because he just likes adding new organs and parts and shit for the sake of his experiments. We literally see him talk about how he gave all the Classic mercs uteruses for fun.

After he's done his research, he's 100% got everybody covered on all things medical when it comes to transitioning. You need estrogen? He's got you. You don't like how your voice sounds? He'll fix that. You want your tits removed? Done. As long as he can keep them afterwards for experimenting (or shit, he might even slap em onto another person who wants them). As long as you're willing to let him cut you open, Medic doesn't care what your gender (or lack thereof) is. And even if someone's not looking to medically transition, he's still supporting them while asking questions n shit because his curiosity doesn't stop at the physical aspect - he wants to know the psychology, the why, how the brain comes up with this and works with it. It might almost come across as creepy, but he doesn't have any malicious intent, he's just SUPER fascinated with the concept of someone's brain not quite matching their body. He'll definitely give surgery and HRT to any of the mercs that need it (cough cough Sniper and Scout in my headcanons-) and will 100% beat the shit out of anyone who thinks trans people are freaks or abominations or whatever other bullshit names the transphobes come up with. He firmly believes that trans people are amazing and will continue to believe that even after he inevitably gets dragged to hell by the Devil.

And for those of you who headcanon Medic himself as trans? You better believe he felt the same curiosity and wonder towards himself. He only felt even more justified after doing research and learning there were others like him. When no doctor would give him top or bottom surgery, he did it himself. How? No one knows, but he found a way.

TLDR: Medic thinks trans folks are neat and no one can change my mind. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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I AM ONCE AGAIN CRYING FROM LAUGHTER HOLY FUCK

i found the voice thingy and decided to have Spy spread the (furry) gospel :)

inspired by: @ghostisposting

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Pyro: *running towards Scout with open arms*

Scout: *moves out of the way*

Pyro: Hey, why'd you move?

Scout: I thought you were going to attack me!

Pyro: I was going to hug you!

Scout: Why would you hug me?

Pyro: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!

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Ooo I'm a painter!! (The Joys of Painting with Bob Ross)