phatburd
phatburd
“There Was A Button. I Pushed It.”
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las vegas | usa | fandom ancient | gender illegible | i will shoot out your main drive, board your ship, and raid your hold | dead frenchmen enjoyer | also Sébastien Le Livre trashAO3 | Dreamwidth
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phatburd · 1 day ago
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phatburd · 1 day ago
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Tumblr is the only place on the internet
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phatburd · 1 day ago
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Idk how to use tumblr💔💔💔💔
Non political
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phatburd · 1 day ago
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Three little Gascogne friends Sleeping In & Egyptian Adventure: Lannes, Bonaparte, and Desaix Disturb the Witch (scratched out) Cofagrigus.
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phatburd · 3 days ago
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Bust of Joachim Murat (1813), Antonio Canova.
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phatburd · 5 days ago
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illustration on my twitter
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phatburd · 5 days ago
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Moments du week-end dernier Série 2 - Les fêtes Napoléon III à Vichy 2025
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phatburd · 8 days ago
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I found a Doodle I drew a long time ago.
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phatburd · 8 days ago
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Primadonna Soult Animatic
A complete satirical cesspool of history, myth, fandom, and possibly Marshal Soult.
I feel bad to bother by tagging, but just a quick thanks to @josefavomjaaga and @cadmusfly simply for making their Soult posts bc that’s where I got a very good chunk of inspiration & info to make this silly thing
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phatburd · 13 days ago
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Joachim Murat, by Pierre Charles Cior, around 1808.
(I’ve actually never seen this one before. It was posted on Facebook from an unnamed auction listing.)
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phatburd · 14 days ago
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I have the marshals in their dress ! Part 2 🔥 Now it's a bit different than the others you will see... Especially the last two
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Louise Alexandrine Berthier, what a diva 💜
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Pierrette Augereau, always beautiful
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Jeanne Baptisine Bessières, A woman fighter 💪
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Louise Gabrielle Suchet (i guess) a true star ✨ our second woman fighter
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Queen Charlotte XIV 🤩💅🔥 Jeanne Baptisine Julie Bernadotte
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And Françoise Joséphine... God i can't breath 😮‍💨 WONDERFUL!
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phatburd · 14 days ago
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Lies Agreed Upon - Coda: A Peculiar Man
The epilogue, with the possibility of architect-on-architect violence, and the addition of one name that doesn't belong. The final draft of this is being published on Amazon KDP on 7 October 2025. You're under no obligation to purchase it, and you can read the first draft as is on AO3. There is, however, a Goodreads page for the upcoming publication, and if you would like, you may leave a comment there.
Thank you, esp you in Napblr land!
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phatburd · 18 days ago
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Neylington 🐴
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phatburd · 20 days ago
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Napoléon Bonaparte and his chief engineer General Henri Bertrand during the construction of a bridge over the River Danube at Lobau in Austria.
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phatburd · 22 days ago
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Napoleon 🇫🇷
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phatburd · 24 days ago
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Lies Agreed Upon: Chapter 5 - Grand Designs
In which ghosts of reckoning come back to haunt, the truth is buried, Fouché slithers out, Napoleon's caffeine high wears off, and Talleyrand gets the last word (and he's not even in the room).
Thanks for reading!
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phatburd · 26 days ago
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My Saint-Cyr edit… it was posted on TikTok too.. if u missed that… le hibou…
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