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it's really insane that we've been speculating here and there about how people in their actual life perceives them and i don't think we ever expected to know because it's their private life. but they straight up just acknowledged that they are seen as a married couple (even if heteronormatively by some). like. oh my god. they just told us.

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the freckles, mullet, gay little earring, and tan are doing something to me i need her so bad

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Dan and Phil on their Instagram!

12 May 2025

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FUCK EVERYTHING

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dan: it would make the same noise if you did that to your head

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balls or nothing

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i got you a dan visor

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and when you think about me, all of those years ago..

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finding dnp beautiful while not being attracted to them is like seeing a male peacock display its feathers at you its like oh wow thanks! gorg! i am afraid i am not a bird but that's so pretty of you!

[phlesbian]

in some ways dan and phil are so lovely and whimsical. in other ways they match each others freak in a way disturbing for the rest of society

[phlesbian]

everything I hear about Dan’s childhood makes me want to murder someone, because wdym the kids at his school threw literal fucking knives at him. wdym people fucking choked him. wdym he was uninvited to a party so that he could be rejected and humiliated on speakerphone in front of the entire class when he was TEN. like I know british schools are just fucking Like That, but jfc his town seemed to just actively hate him for no reason.

[phlesbian]

moral of the story: don't eat glue

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menaces

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safe

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