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galaxy burger collab was good

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already spent all that energy grooming him, sunken cost fallacy innit

im gonna be real what the fuck did padme ever see in anakin? that man is a walking red flag salesman. every time he interacted with her in episode 2 it made me uncomfortable. even padme says a few times that he's making her uncomfortable. girl why did you marry this trainwreck

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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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was looking through some old pics and omg the difference in my hair between then and now!

the shorter hair was cute af and i was tempted to go back a few times, but seeing them side by side i love my hair so much more now :3

simps: @sorrysophee @psyphigirl @phoebekeeby @kittenwithabelle @spice-t @epicheather21 @darth-maya

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I have no bedtime and I must stream

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Three's a good start, sure we can get those numbers up for Tap's birthday tho

happy birthday!

tyyyy <3

time for another year of girlrotting :3

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Happy birthday idiot imma come over and make that girlfrotting 👀👀

happy birthday!

tyyyy <3

time for another year of girlrotting :3

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Picked up the Death Metal is for Everyone pin at a coffin mulch show last night, god queer people are so cool. Pro tip if you're trans you should go to death metal gigs everyone there is so hot and everyone in the mosh pit smells so bad 🥺

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Picked up the Death Metal is for Everyone pin at a coffin mulch show last night, god queer people are so cool. Pro tip if you're trans you should go to death metal gigs everyone there is so hot and everyone in the mosh pit smells so bad 🥺

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hey babe would you still cuddle me if I were incorporeal? would you give me headpats and scritches? hey babe this is time sensitive i touched the weird amulet i know i said i wouldn't but it was right there

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Woke up with like 15 minutes to get to work, so had to choose either being horny on tumblr.com or showering.

ig my co-workers get to learn what girlmusk smells like today.

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i'd love to stripped you in the club 🥺

i'd love to jork your penits

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John Tardy clearly never experienced 20-person Teams meetings because it's actually possible to rot quite quickly

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Of course trans women are real women, I've had to fake an orgasm every time I beat it down puppy style since the atrophy kicked in

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You don’t creampie a robot girl… you raspberry pi her…

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Need to get more cables installed so I can recreate this

i have to stop absentmindedly drawing myself getting fucked by industrial machinery and large mechanical arms