they/them. Elegantally disastrous.
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My jacket IS cool and it WILL attract lesbians
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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)
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Mary Oliver, from “the fourth sign of the zodiac” published in Blue Horses
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The STORM
Custom Balor/White Witch, for when you need a nano whip AND a ferrous lash.
Art for Incanor Ian
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omg wait I never posted sentient sapphic sword here????
it's a sentient cursed sword that changes shape to suit the wielders fighting style n stuff, my idea was to make it like, a game with branching paths based on who you choose and what stats you invest in resulting in different forms for the sword and bla bla
gay sword :)
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
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what if cassandra cain was cassandra cain, caretaker of the house of mystery
what if cassandra cain was cassandra crane and HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT THE SCARECROW HOW DID HE BREAK OUT OF ARKHAM
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Penny and her eeveelutions
credit: mikripkm on X
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reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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keep failing my Voight-Kampff tests because the officer always asks me to imagine four balls at the edge of a cliff
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Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day
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while were wormblogging i just want to say its funny how funny it is that wildbow made up ONE latin american cape and called him califa de perro., which i assume he thought was King of Dogs but literlaly is like. Caliph of Dog. just the one dog. dog singular. google translate could have done better than this
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