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the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.
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really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week
#this#but also i gen hope people associate me with not being normal about golden gear fjfjjfjf#((the real ones also know montague and nolan))#reblog
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RAAAAGHGGHG ITS THEM YOUR HONOUR ITS THE GUYS!!!!!!!! YELLING SCREMAINFGGGbbbb!!!!!!

Thing for the rp blogs, in which Cri is totally trust worthy and absolutely someone Gear should look up to…
@golden-gear-guy @crowned-public-enemy
#cri is the best role model wdym!!!!#I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE YOUR ARTH AHGGGGG#the propaganda to make others do content of golden gear worked again :3c#i probably said it before but i love how you draw him ahhhhhgggggg#i cant believe you made his shoes look good….#crimidas on the other hand….. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAYY!!!!#reblog#fav#fortnite#midas#golden gear midas#outlaw midas
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Are you doing Art Fight this year
nah, i’ve never done art fight, im not even fully sure how it works! with my lack of time and motivation to draw and the fact that i rarely have the time to make a reference for my millions of ocs it doesn’t rly seem ideal for me
#never done a single art challenge/community thing now that i think about it. like inktober and stuff#i don’t feel like it’s something i’d have much luck in tbh. like i don’t think anyone would care lol#thanks for the ask!!#magpie talks will they shut up?#ask the bird
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today’s stupid and irrational depressive episode brought on by: reading a video game spoiler
#am at my limit#mental illness is truly something to marvel at like#i’ll take a nap and i’ll be okay#but after seeing a big spoiler i usually never touch a game again#sry to everything in my steam library it’s not you it’s me..#magpie talks will they shut up?#vent
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ascendant midas was the last good midas and i’m tired of pretending he wasn’t
yeah okay so i lasted exactly this long without yelling about this into the void.
im so so so tired of whatever epic games is doing to midas rn. as much as i loved outlaw when he was initially leaked, im just starting to hate him more and more with each passing day. they just don’t get him and it frustrates me to no end. the only reason i want another midas reskin this soon is so he can take off that stupid ass fit and go back to how he was. he was perfect, ascendant was a perfect addition. he was regal, intimidating, commanding of respect, just like the original midas. the only thing outlaw shares with him is the name and the golden touch. and now you might be like “magpie, can’t the same also be said about golden gear?” and my answer is “YES!!!”
golden gear was how you do a midas that deviates from the original, while still being believable!! he has no story, he is basically a blank slate. you can come up with your own ideas for him and i think that partially solves the problem. most people i’ve seen headcanon that golden gear was midas in his youth, all rebellious and shit and imo that fixes the issue of him “not being enough like og midas”. just make him a different midas / midas in a different part of his life, it’s so easy.
outlaw just can’t have this grace, his story is clearly told and it’s quite frankly stupid and downright ridiculous. you CANNOT tell me that he IS ascendant midas. you CANNOT tell me that after everything ascendant midas went through; dying, losing his crew and family, losing his power, losing everything, then being brought back to life and deciding to make amends and be a better person (specifically being more involved in jules’s life again) he would decide to go back to being a lowly criminal, seemingly abandoning his crew (he claims he didn’t in the new update’s dialogue but i’m 99% sure that was their fumbling reply to the fan backlash), AND THEN deciding to distance himself from jules again and not even reply to her letters?? what is going on???
and no i don’t really care about the cope replies like “maybe he’s not actually ascendant midas, even tho hope’s and marigold’s dialogue so clearly hints to that because *bla bla*”. im not coping bro! im seething!! if i just pretend he isn’t ascendant midas to save my sanity it won’t solve the issue with the writing.
i genuinely don’t think the people writing him understand a single thing about him and the character development that was started for him in chapter 5, they just threw it out of the window to put him in the new story with completely changed views and looks and put him in a dumbass outfit for what? more money? i might be alone in this but i would be far more forgiving about them milking midas to death if they actually kept him consistent and didn’t constantly character assassinate him. that is all. thanks
#SNIPPYYYY!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!#i knew i could trust you to explain my points in a fancier and more detailed way JFJFJJFJR#god bless#i was so mad i forgot about his fucking hand growing back 😭😭#reblog#fortnite#midas#mandatory reading material#like this is peak thank you so much for adding onto it#i love your crimidas and the stuff we thought of!!! he’s our silly touy now hands off epic!!
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ascendant midas was the last good midas and i’m tired of pretending he wasn’t
yeah okay so i lasted exactly this long without yelling about this into the void.
im so so so tired of whatever epic games is doing to midas rn. as much as i loved outlaw when he was initially leaked, im just starting to hate him more and more with each passing day. they just don’t get him and it frustrates me to no end. the only reason i want another midas reskin this soon is so he can take off that stupid ass fit and go back to how he was. he was perfect, ascendant was a perfect addition. he was regal, intimidating, commanding of respect, just like the original midas. the only thing outlaw shares with him is the name and the golden touch. and now you might be like “magpie, can’t the same also be said about golden gear?” and my answer is “YES!!!”
golden gear was how you do a midas that deviates from the original, while still being believable!! he has no story, he is basically a blank slate. you can come up with your own ideas for him and i think that partially solves the problem. most people i’ve seen headcanon that golden gear was midas in his youth, all rebellious and shit and imo that fixes the issue of him “not being enough like og midas”. just make him a different midas / midas in a different part of his life, it’s so easy.
outlaw just can’t have this grace, his story is clearly told and it’s quite frankly stupid and downright ridiculous. you CANNOT tell me that he IS ascendant midas. you CANNOT tell me that after everything ascendant midas went through; dying, losing his crew and family, losing his power, losing everything, then being brought back to life and deciding to make amends and be a better person (specifically being more involved in jules’s life again) he would decide to go back to being a lowly criminal, seemingly abandoning his crew (he claims he didn’t in the new update’s dialogue but i’m 99% sure that was their fumbling reply to the fan backlash), AND THEN deciding to distance himself from jules again and not even reply to her letters?? what is going on???
and no i don’t really care about the cope replies like “maybe he’s not actually ascendant midas, even tho hope’s and marigold’s dialogue so clearly hints to that because *bla bla*”. im not coping bro! im seething!! if i just pretend he isn’t ascendant midas to save my sanity it won’t solve the issue with the writing.
i genuinely don’t think the people writing him understand a single thing about him and the character development that was started for him in chapter 5, they just threw it out of the window to put him in the new story with completely changed views and looks and put him in a dumbass outfit for what? more money? i might be alone in this but i would be far more forgiving about them milking midas to death if they actually kept him consistent and didn’t constantly character assassinate him. that is all. thanks
#the only saving grace he has is the way snippy writes him. and that’s about it#magpie talks will they shut up?#fortnite#midas#fortnite midas#midas fortnite#ascendant midas#outlaw midas#i hate it here#vent-ish#ramble ramble#i’m sorry to anyone who had to listen to me cry about this in dms#i’m ready to be stoned for this or whatever i’m just so tired of outlaw bro
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an absolute fuckton of people at pride rn
#best news this year tbh#cant believe they made my ass work on pride so i missed it i was ready to get fucking arrested 😭#reblog#pride#hungarian politics
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"I'd prefer our little rapprochement remain a secret."
Credit if used, please!~
Couple extra that I liked, but didn't think fit in with the above. ALSO a funny one of Montague looking at all the Midague haters on Twitter who try to make their dislike of the ship everyone else's problem! "Look at how angry they are."
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on being yourself
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actually fun challenge idea for youtubers: Acting on all of your impulsive thoughts for 24 hours challenge
#if they do it they need to credit me and paypal me 3 euros thank you#magpie talks will they shut up?#shitpost#i cant do this sadly cuz id jump in front of the first car i see when i leave the house 😔✊ /hj
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excuse me while i go freak out and cry.

the things he says when you beat him.☹️
#STOOOOOPPPPPOO#DAIGO YOU CANT MAKE ME CARE FOR YOU NNNNOOOOOOO#i’m actually eating all the dialogues they kinda cooked#reblog#fortnite#daigo
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fast food workers, retail workers and cashiers should have access to free therapy based on just how customers fucking talk to us i think
#i would quit this job if i didn’t need it to survive#i’m too sensitive i can’t grow a thicker skin. this verbal abuse every day for things i’m not even responsible for is getting to me#magpie talks will they shut up?#vent#personal#being told that i’m not worthy of life because i look sleepy and am slow is fucking wild
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why is every montague account on twitter run by a crazy person
#highkey hate going on there 😭#i remembered someone i was friends with. happy they’re still in drama 💀#ok no that’s too petty. maybe just a little schadenfreude nfnfn#magpie talks will they shut up?#vent-ish
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Do you still enjoy deltarune?
uhhh i kinda have a complicated relationship with it since my brain relates it to an awful ex friend, we were really into it together. but i think the game is super funny and interesting so i defo wanna play the rest of it, cuz i did objectively really enjoy it :>
#i never get asks this was a surprise jfjfjfjf#also weirdly introspective for me nfnfnf hi anon who r uuu!!#magpie talks will they shut up?#ask the bird
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golden gear midas is the best fortnite skin epic games has ever released.
#magpie talks will they shut up?#fortnite#midas#fortnite midas#golden gear midas#((this is not a shitpost))#((this is not ragebait fjnfnf))
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WHAT DONYOU MEAN 2 MORE CHAPTERS OF DELTARUNE ARE OUT AND NO ONE TOLD ME????????????
#i just got my salary. i just got my salary. i just got my salary i’m SHAKING#if i didn’t have plans for my off day tomorrow it would be ON#if it was out last week i’ll cry i literally had a free week im so mad#((update: it was out last week KILL ME))#magpie talks will they shut up?#ASHGGGGGHGGGHHGGH#will to live restored i need to block every tag and break a bone so i can stay home this is not a drill
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