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Charles! | he/him just here for a good time
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THSC fans be like
Based off this Twitter post
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It's december!!! Remember to treat yourself to warm soup and yummy yummy food!!! I sure am
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its sometimes hard to know whether you need to say “i’m sorry that happened” or if you can whip out “killing them with my minddddd”
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fighter pilot.
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My sweet dad, bless his heart: Oh, my son mentioned he wanted to study more for the last week of vacation, and today's the last day! How odd that I see he is still online, I should check in and ask how that went for him! How are you doing, son!
Me, pitch night before end of vacation, there not being a possibly worse time to contact me: dad ngl i want to fucking kill mys
#charles speaking#He just told me that I shouldn't shoot myself because using guns is illegal in germany if you got no permit#........... i mean. fair enough I can't argue with that
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FML you ever get SO sidetracked it makes you look stupid
Like I INITIALLY wanted to look at porn but here I am over an hour later looking at, uhh... camouflage pattern types... I think I wanted to ID one in an image? I don't even have the tab with the initial image open anymore though, uhh oops
#charles speaking#redset#okayokay but micropattern/digital pixellike pattern >>>>>>> macropattern blobs
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THEY INCREASED THE MINIMUM ORDER VALUE NOOOOOOO
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Do not be fooled! That I am aromantic does NOT mean I know how to differ between romantic and platonic feelings; I cannot help you in your quest! I, in fact, uhh.... yeah I don't experience either of these man
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I wish people would stop saying DID stands for "dissociative identity disorder". It's sad how the true definition of it had been completely forgotten. It clearly stands for "Dinosaur infection disorder" smh.....
thank you for correcting this misinformation!!
#pilots saves#IT'S TRUE!#I HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH DINOSAURS. HELP ME THEY GOT ME CORNERED#MAYDAY!!!!!
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chat. chat my classmates are throwing shoes across the classroom
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Zuhause, 10ter Oktober 2024, the System brennt, the main Fronters liegen in Schutt und Asche, und the Persecutor geht es auch nicht mehr so gut. Aber einer, lässt sich nicht unterkriegen— Im Charles' Bunker... brennt noch licht. 👍
#charles speaking#do non german speakers even know this reference#ehhhh whatever this is funny to me. send post#sure a bit funny to front during the mess rn LOL
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#pilots saves#redset#RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE COLLECTING THE INFINITY STONES OF FUCKED UP FETISHES!!!! 🙌🙌🙌#i LOOOOVE how this is making the youtuber question the ''''legitimacy'''' of the blog like... be frr....you really new here huh
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System culture is someone not allowing you to talk about something in therapy. For some reason. I don’t even remember what I was trying to say
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Ignoring the fact I'm finding this out through a video of a boner'd, light-gear'd, extremely muscle-inflated, verymuchinaccurate "military" hunk— holy shit?? AI generated content can already do all that? Like, a person turning 360° and shit without immediate inconsistencies? CLOTHING FOLDS MOVING REALISTICALLY TOO?? Damnnn... damn what. what
#charles speaking#redset#Terrifying!#like im not saying its realistic enough to Fall for it but like#like.... i feel like i only blinked and we skipped like 5 progress steps whaddahell
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being a charles introject in a friend group full of anti-military fellas is sooo funny btw. "would you still love me if i was a worm" has NOTHING on this and chat. chat. i thiiink im on thin ice,
#charles speaking#would you still love me if i dreamed 24/7 about flying a military jet....... with combat and everything....................................#< said with really really really convincing puppy eyes btw
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