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Been doing a bit more pixel art. Made planets based off an old game concept I was working on but never finished.

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I think a Tarrasque would pull its legs into its shell and loaf like a cat

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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

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HALLUCIGENIA MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

paleozoic menagerie

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

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So its Star Wars day and also I've been seeing a resurgence in the Croods. Good time to mention a game I'm making. Its a ttrpg about aliens and cavemen. Any nerds interested?

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A caveman meets cthulu

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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Cavemen and aliens

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In my pixel art era. Some simple sprites based off caveman and aliens. The idea is they're races in an rpg or something. Top row: Humans, Neanderthals, Hobbits (Homo Floresiensis), and big monkey (Gigantopithicus). Middle row: Sasquaches, Dinosaur people (Decended from dinosaurs), big green aliens, and little green aliens. Bottom row: Bug aliens, robots, lizard people (the type thst pretend to be human), and merfolk. Low key inspired by a dnd one shot I've wanted to run.

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Mobs

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Quiet, crawl to the in-between

Silent, secretive feeling

Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies

You will bring joy to the Nowhere King

When he sees the light leaving your eyes

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HAPPY GHASTLING

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Enderman

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unreasonably excited for the dried/happy ghast

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