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Friend, brother, lover.

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Izzy in his golden years 🥺💖

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very cool of my queue to fire at like 9:00 in the morning. calm DOWN

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Friend, brother, lover.

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#they're bbfs now your honor

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Lucius Spriggs, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Watersports, Piss kink, Kink Exploration, Oral Sex, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, HR can't come to the phone right now, Why? Because she's dead, Dirty Talk, Wet & Messy Series: Part 3 of per my last email Summary:

Ed's eyes cut to Stede, who’s suddenly gone pink and still.

“I’m not going to like, leap out the window or anything,” Lucius says, wary. “I just have to pee.”

“About that, Lucius,” Stede says, as casually as a dropped anvil. “I was wondering.”

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I have little to say about it, Captain. Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy. This Side of Paradise (Star Trek TOS)

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i see the professional bad take havers are going for olympic gold this week

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Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

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when this red suit was first introduced, i thought it's some kind of confidence and skill booster that will eventually doom stede; because i'm all about stizzy right now, he'd make an unpredictable (or not so unpredictable) move on izzy, and of course it would lead to drama when stede takes the suit off and his conscience is back

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Nnnot sure what’s happened six months ago…? Anyway! Time for your weekly sword training session, go get changed or whatever you poofs do. Hurry up, he doesn’t have all day

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More Happyedizzyweek time! This time for "Happy tears"

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For 5.99. It knocked the wind out of me

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seeing as we're throwing canon away ive been thinking about gentlescribe since s1 and i genuinely love them

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you