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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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yeah, I’m a real person. Surprise.

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

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I did the free pull and was very surprised

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Jackpot

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day 2 of trying to befriend crows

I think it’s going well. They got closer to me than they were before. Still at least a yards distance. Anyways all in all successful

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day one of trying to become friends with a flock of crows

so there’s this park and pond right beside my school that me and my friends like to hang out at, and with that there’s this huge flock of crows. Crows can recognize and trust humans and sometimes bring people shiny stuff. I wanna be friends with the crows at my park I RUBBED MY EYE WITH A FINGER COVERED IN TAKI DUST AHHHH

anyways it is my goal in life to become friends with a flock of crows so I’m now gonna start bringing them stuff like nuts and berries and stuff like that

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hot showers are so nice but especially when they’re boiling like yes please I would like to bathe in the fiery depths of a volcano

shower: how hot do you want the water to be

me: make my skin melt off

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*spins you faster* haha pukicho go weeee :)

spinning you

Fucking STOP !!

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vanilla extract

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what I think genshin characters would taste like

and I mean this in a cannibalistic way.

Navia: lemon meringue pie

Furina: strawberry shortcake or a chocolate soufflé

Charlotte: strawberry poptarts

wriothesley: British. He just tastes British.

neuvillette: cold mist

Freminet: salty caramel ice cream

Lyney: giant cherry gummy bear

Lynette: green jello

Kirara: grass

Baizhu: chicken noodle siup

Kaveh: peeps or peaches

Mika: scrambled eggs

Dehya: grilled chicken

Alhaitham: rotten spinach

Yao Yao: radishs

Wanderer/Scara:jasmine rice

Faruzan: stained glass or the classical grandma strawberry candy

Layla: melatonin gummies

Nahida: spearmint gum

nilou: tulips

Cyno: sandy sandwich (a sandwich if you will)

Candace: caramel

Dori: pomegranates

Tighnari: wild mushrooms

collei: steamed seasoned broccoli with melted cheddar cheese

heizou: either gasoline or macaroons there’s no in between

Kuki: rasberries

Yelan: old fashioned coke

Ayato: boba

Yae Miko: cotton candy

Shenhe: polar ice gum

Yun jin: Mochi

Itto: those tall spirally rainbow suckers

Gorou: dog fur and bones

Thoma: chicken skewers

Kokomi: bubblegum

Raiden Shogun: dango and chocolate milk

Sara: chicken tenders

Yoimiya: chocolate lava cake

Sayu: warm milk

Ayaka: windshield ice

Kazuha: maple syrup

Eula: mint and cold wayer

Yanfei: strawberries

Rosaria: black cherry ice cream or frozen peas

Hu Tao: vanilla chocolate ice cream swirl

Xiao: tofu

Ganyu: snow cones

albedo: chalk and gatorade

Zhongli: two year old chocolate coin from easter

Xinyan: spicy cinnamon candy

Childe: really juicy orange

diona: sue me but beer

Klee: pop rocks

venti: really fresh apples and wine

Keqing: pez

Mona: a very crunchy salad with shredded cheese and eggs

Qiqi: the smell of rotten fruit

Diluc: dark chocolate with cranberry drizzle and a strawberry with chocolate syrup

Jean: melted marshmallows and rice crispys

sucrose: lime martini

Chongyun: popsicle

Noelle: roses

Bennett: raw chicken

Fischl: dragonfruit

Ningguang: really expensive steak

Xingqiu: blueberry

Beidou: salmon

xiangling: spicy soup

Razor: wild berries

Barbara: popcorn

Lisa: moldy grapes

Kaeya: toothpaste

amber: mangoes

me and my friends spent 20 minutes giving every character a taste I can’t

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hello!! I’m just a person, doing person things. I might not write much(motivation yayyy) but I will try to write one shots/headcanons for the following fandoms:

Genshin Impact

obey me

Creepy pasta (is this fandom still alive)

fnaf(probably only headcanons)

fairy tail

miraculous ladybug

warrior cats(no x reader)

wings of fire(no x reader)

Percy jackson

Harry Potter

and maybe more in the future

if you want to request please do I struggle with ideas and work best with prompts

also my writing is average-ish. I would say it’s good but not like full on author.

anyways that’s it😭😭

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Hello my one follower please do not be a porn bot

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i imagine this happens often

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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