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my art history teacher: michelangelo was gay *makes weird noises while meaninfully gesturing at ripped michelangelo's jesus*

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You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

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why is bob short for robert

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"so i went to the otolaryngologist last week and-"

"OMg- NO dylan that's mean"

au where long intelligent words are treated like curse words

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au where long intelligent words are treated like curse words

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no feet fetish

it's a feetish

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"Good lord, have you seen that?"

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happy birthday someone

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hey, hi! petition for apollo's lovers to stop turning into fucking plants? it'd be nice.

also, the guy's gonna get ptsd.

thanks.

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recringe the cringe

cringe culture is dead re: harmless interests, goofy hobbies, unusual habits

but i will cringe and cringe again if you are a massive pervert

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vampire that corrects all the historical inaccuracies on wikipedia

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can i do both?

Frankly this is an unfriendly reminder that international women’s day includes trans women. Respect trans women or perish.

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when you accidentally tell a friend about something about yourself you were purporsefully hiding from them bc your anxiety had convinced you they weren't interested and now you have to explain it to them which you know will make them hate you:

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i wanted to clean horse shit :)

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

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yeah exactly. i think it’s better to laugh it off rather than crying about it. and if you’re not hurting yourself then you’re doing great

im not suicidal but the amount of times i think “if i die, i die” is alarming

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person a: “je t’aime”

person b: [blushing]

person a: “wha- why are you blushing? i only said ‘i love you’.”

person b: [blushing harder and tearing up] “tha- that’s what you said?”

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that’s great im proud of you

I’ve been color blind for 16 years but today I finally finished my first Rubik’s cube.